Grey, Pale, Male

[andyBeaker]

I have been giving this thread a lot of thought. As a result I am now having cosmetic surgery to remove all pigment from my body so I cannot upset anyone.

I do like to be transparent on this kind of issue.

 

[Rheumatoid]

I have been giving this thread a lot of thought.

you need to get out more

 

[Tinytim]

MY detective Munk will bore the shite out of ALL your lot !

Fuck me John ( no, not literally)...how many fooking jobs has that 'Munk of yours had?

 

[derek kelly]

Fuck me John ( no, not literally)...how many fooking jobs has that 'Munk of yours had?

You dare to question the purpose of a Munk?

 

[Jaws]

Fuck me John ( no, not literally)...how many fooking jobs has that 'Munk of yours had?

I dunno and as Der-wick Espiomunk blew the crap out of him it is too late to ask now

 

[Pow-Lo]

My Munks take umbrage at that comment, they have all been to Uni.

My Professor 'Munks lecture at Uni.

None of them are short-arsed or ginger either.

 

[Pow-Lo]

I dunno and as Der-wick Espiomunk blew the crap out of him it is too late to ask now

Do you need assistance from my Funeral DirectoMunks? They're very sensitive and provide a caring service to celebrate the life of your 'Munk. They're very sorry for your loss.

 

[Tinytim]

Do you need assistance from my Funeral DirectoMunks? They're very sensitive and provide a caring service to celebrate the life of your 'Munk. They're very sorry for your loss.

I could send you the contact number of my Counsellmunk to help with your loss?

 

[Jaws]

Do you need assistance from my Funeral DirectoMunks? They're very sensitive and provide a caring service to celebrate the life of your 'Munk. They're very sorry for your loss.

No need mate.. Blown to bits..
Could send a cleaning lady to scrape the bits off the walls and ceiling if you like

I aint told his brother yet but he is a very religious type ( Yes, the other brother is a Munk Brother of the order of the celestial Ground hog )

 

[derek kelly]

I am reliably informed by my espioMunk that the secret substance that blew your detective Munk to bits also vaporised him & cleaned the wash room to leave no trace.

 

[Jaws]

He fookin LIED.. big time..

Stuff is everywhere..

 

[noobie]

Didn't Clintonmunk say something similar?

 

[Jaws]

Yes, and of course Col North Munk also said he had no recollection of the incident, but hey, the Bush Munk thought a Brazilian was a number

 

[Boggymarsh]

Didn't Clintonmunk say something similar?

Was that infamous spmunkgate affair?

 

[Pow-Lo]

You're all being a bit silly now. There's no such thing as a Clintonmunk, Bushmunk or a Col. Northmunk!

'Munks are deadly serious, you know!

 

[Jaws]

Different to what I know mate..

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[Centaur]

Just a thought, guys.

With no arsehole how do these munks shit?

If you don't eat you don't shit.
If you don't shit, you die.

 

[derek kelly]

With no arsehole how do these munks shit?

If you don't eat you don't shit.
If you don't shit, you die.

Munks have evolved.

 

[Dark Angel]

My Munks don't eat - they prefer to avoid the shits by sticking to a liquid diet...

...They're Miller Munks. :beer:​

 

[Judge Dredd]

Sorry that's a lite Munk it can't handle it.