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Golf

Wolfie

Is a lunp
WTF is it all about????

Must be the most stupidest thing ever invented, complete waste of time and effort.

Yet bloke at work has just spent ?300 on one feckin club!!! :bang: :bang: :eek: :eek:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Yet bloke at work has just spent ?300 on one feckin club!!! :bang: :bang: :eek: :eek:[/QUOTE]


WHAT?? he could have got a decent fishing rod for that.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
he could of got laid for that amount of money and yes he is an ugly fecker.!!!!
 

B1rdie

Registered User
Wolfie said:
WTF is it all about????

Must be the most stupidest thing ever invented, complete waste of time and effort.

Yet bloke at work has just spent ?300 on one feckin club!!! :bang: :bang: :eek: :eek:

I won't get wound up over GOD's game. so I will leave it alone..............









































































Nope I can't Fook off you NUMPTY it is for coordinated intellectuals like Lumpy to play. man8um
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
Nope I can't Fook off you NUMPTY it is for coordinated intellectuals like Lumpy to play.

feck off you twat!!!! :rolleyes: its a sad game for sad bastards with nothing else to do cause they have no friends or life. man8um man8um :f :f
 

B1rdie

Registered User
Wolfie said:
feck off you twat!!!! :rolleyes: its a sad game for sad bastards with nothing else to do cause they have no friends or life.

Your talking your usual BOLLOX.
:bang: :puke: :bandit: :f
 
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CbrDavE

Guest
?300 ! , Just think, you could get 2 sets of tyres for that money and see far more of the country and meet many intresting people.
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
bloody good luck to em I say,!! while the twats are following their "little balls" around, theyre not driving along at 20mph in their flash mercs and :puke: rovers,!! getting in everyones way driving their "blue rinsed" wives about, :bang:
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
I am def not a sports fan unless said sport involves at the very least an engine ( or two, or more ) and preferably a selection of wheels..
The only ball games of ANY merit involve the balls I keep in my boxers !

Football is my least favorite, followed by rugby, then tennis, cricket and lastly golf.
The only reason golf is last is on my hate list is cos I really have NO feelings either way about it..
While it appears to be a very skillfull game I just find it amazingly boring.. It is also infested ( like almost every other pro sport ) with big headed berks.
 
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XXLarge

Guest
Big headed berk here....

I started playing golf this year and I'm crap. It is, however a great game and very addictive.
The only thing wrong is that it competes for time with taking the bike out.
 
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frenchuk

Guest
All women who play golf are dykes.
All men who play golf are racist black cab drivers. Or people who want to pretend they're posh. Or twats.
If you play golf, which one are you?
 
X

XXLarge

Guest
frenchuk said:
All women who play golf are dykes.
All men who play golf are racist black cab drivers. Or people who want to pretend they're posh. Or twats.
If you play golf, which one are you?


A big headed berk, apparently. Get yer facts straight frog-boy!
:f
 

B1rdie

Registered User
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WANKING you seem good at it :yo:
 
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Picquet

Guest
Come on you twats.......

Each to their own.
I play golf twice a week and thoroughly enjoy it.
I have met several nice people and made many new friends.
When I am not playing golf I do not drive along at 20 mph in my Merc`
I am not a fookin poofta either.
I do not pretend I`m posh.
Most of the people I have met on the golf course and in the club house are very nice.
Fishing ? How boreing is that?
Football.............No way. If they played the World Cup Final on Telfords new ground and gave me a free ticket, I would`nt go to watch.

I agree with xxl golf is very addictive, it consists of many components, driving, pitching, chipping, putting, bunker play etc and the more you play and improve the more you want to get out there.
One day you may drive well and putt crap, next time you may drive crap but putt well.
It becomes a challenge to try to become good at all aspects.

Bollox, now I have become a boreing old sod. Well you started it !

:xm :neenaw: :neenaw:
 
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