Given the choice

[Wolfie]

do you stand or sit to piss????

also


when in a public toilet do you hover above the seat or just sit straight down on it???

 

[Punchy]

Stand up and piss like a man.

When it comes to having a sh*t in a public bog always wipe the seat cos theres too many twats that can't give a fook about where they p*ss

 

[Wolfie]

Stand up and piss like a man.

some men have to sit, makes a lot less mess.

 

[HeavensFire]

Best Bog in Bosnia, cut out the canvas bottom, tape a seat to it,....you have the choice!

 

[Supabird1100]

Funny ain't it ??? I always stand up to piss in pubs/public loo's/at work etc. but always sit down to piss when I'm at home !!! It must be because if I'm in a public loo there's a trough to pee in but at home we only have the 'sit-down'.

Always gauge how hygenic the public bog is before either sitting or 'hovering' over the seat for a dump. If it looks and smells clean in the bogs, I'll sit.... if it looks suspect, I'll hover. :}

 

[Punchy]

.... if it looks suspect, I'll hover. :}

Hmmm hovering around in public bogs.....
I'm getting worried about you Supa.....

 

[Supabird1100]

Hmmm hovering around in public bogs.....
I'm getting worried about you Supa.....

I hate using public crappers, Punchy. It has to be desperation point before I'll take a dump in one !!!!

And why do blokes HAVE to look over at ya tackle while you're taking a piss at the trough ?? :dunno: :}

Makes it very difficult to pee when someone's watching, don't it ??? :}

 

[juicylucy]

why do they still use izal toilet toilet paper in public loos, are they doing it for a laugh cause after a number two you end up in a right mess.:blush:

 

[Stevebrooke]

Most of the men I know stand up and the women sit down.

However when I used to go to a nightclub in Wakefield back in the 80s the women would use the men's facilities as well as their own and some of them would use the cubicles, but some would also come and stand at a urinal

 

[Quiney]

do you stand or sit to piss????

QUOTE]


As I'm over fifty, when I remember, I stand

 

[derek kelly]

Most of the men I know stand up and the women sit down.

However when I used to go to a nightclub in Wakefield back in the 80s the women would use the men's facilities as well as their own and some of them would use the cubicles, but some would also come and stand at a urinal

Some women even used the sinks in Rooftops

 

[Wolfie]

A mate of mine sits, cause he has 3 rings/bars through his knob and if he stands piss comes out of 4 different hols and he pisses all over you and himself.

 

[Biker Babe]

I always sit down :bow: :bow: :}

 

[Supabird1100]

A mate of mine sits, cause he has 3 rings/bars through his knob and if he stands piss comes out of 4 different holes and he pisses all over you and himself.

The mental image that you've painted there Andy has got me in stitches !!!! His knob must be like a lawn sprinkler !!!! :} :}

 

[Floozy666]

The mental image that you've painted there Andy has got me in stitches !!!! His knob must be like a lawn sprinkler !!!! :} :}

or one of those fancy showerheads - monsoon, pulse, piddle all!!

 

[Wolfie]

steve mate , i kid you not , he places a finger over a hole so the hole opposite has more force IE greater range!!!

is a feckin bastard when you are both pissed, cause he will aim at you and you are to fecked to remember, so he sits, wether he likes it or not he sits.

 

[Supabird1100]

Steve mate , I kid you not , he places a finger over a hole

I hope he washes his hands afterwards Andy !!!!!!

How on God's earth does he manage a bunk-up ???? :dunno: :}

 

[Wolfie]

she says that is amazing, cause he reaches parts that no normal person with a normal knob can reach

 

[Supabird1100]

she says that is amazing, cause he reaches parts that no normal person with a normal knob can reach

I'm giving up the tattoo's....I'm gonna start with body-piercing now !!!!!! :} :}

 

[Wolfie]

Told me that it felt like he was pissing razor blades for 3 weeks, but he now has a 10mm thick ring through the end of his knob :

not for me uke: uke: