funny.......

[stan the man]

a man goes to a doctor and says,"i think i'm a moth",the doctor replies"i don't understand,what makes you think that you're a moth","i don't know,the man replies,all my friends are laughing at me",doctor says"i don't know what i can do for you i'm just a GP,you need to see a phsyciatrist or phsycologist",the man replies,"funny you should say that,i was on my way to one when i noticed that your light was on".



billy conolly tonight on T.V. :bow:

 

[Kevxx]

you've been watching Billy Connolly again have'nt you Stan :t

 

[Jaws]

A Busa rider and two Blackbird riders stop for the night in the country and ask to put up at a farm house One of the Blackbird riders stays in a barn and the Busa boy and second Blackbird owner stay in the house.
In the middle of the night first Blackbird rider is banging on the door and he says to the farmer, 'I can't stay in there, I hate sheep.' so number two Bird owner goes to the barn to sleep.
Later in the night the other Blackbird rider is at the door and he says, 'I hate cows', so the Busa owner goes to the barn to sleep.
In the middle of the night there's a bang on the door and when the farmer answers it, the cow and sheep are at the door...

 

[Rolfy Dave]

there goes another fookin keyboard




classic mate,

thanks,

Dave
:beer: