You'll like this Funny story competition

[Bluelagoona]

Despite a couple of irritable feckers trying to take the thread off track (get a room ffs ) we have a winner

Take a bow the man with stung nuts who probably made a couple of old ladies very happy @Bluelagoona PM me your name, address etc & I will send you a clock

Oooh thank you kindly sir !

 

[andyBeaker]

I,demand a stewards enquiry!!

 

[slim63]

I,demand a stewards enquiry!!

As I am the steward the decision stands

Lee was close with his incapacitated mate
Jaws was closer with his old mans shotgun exhaust
JayTee had me laughing with his mate dick

But in the end it was a toss up between DK's backscuttled schoolgirl & Bluelagoona's nuts, with the nuts just shading it

 

[andyBeaker]

As I am the steward the decision stands

Lee was close with his incapacitated mate
Jaws was closer with his old mans shotgun exhaust
JayTee had me laughing with his mate dick

But in the end it was a toss up between DK's backscuttled schoolgirl & Bluelagoona's nuts, with the nuts just shading it

I thought this site was a democracy...

 

[slim63]

I thought this site was a democracy...

Now you are being silly
The thread is democratic up to the point I get the answer I want, a bit like voting on Brexit