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fookin day or what..........

stan the man

you are not capable
going for ride today....meeting up with a bloke from a fishing forums who has a cbr 600,and then blu at 1.30 after his shift finishes.now,i keep my bird about 2.5 miles from my home address,so i take the car and leave it there while i'm out......so,first....get to garage to find i've left my feckin keys at home :xm so gotta go back to get them :bang: then igo back and get on bike and go.pull in and fill up with juice and go to diss-arm the alarm to find the feckin alarm fob missing/gone/lost :bang: :bang: but got a spare at home....about 10 miles away,so rang pete(blumeeni),and he arrives to be my saviour(take me home to fetch spare etc) :bow: then,about 1.5 hours later....it's a nice ride up to builth wells,llandovery etc...so a nice end to a crap start...don't wish to repeat it though :bandit:

anybody had a similar experience :dunno:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Proof indeed~~~~

stan the fisherman said:
going for ride today....meeting up with a bloke from a fishing forum.................

No doubt easy to catch Welsh Old trout!!!

ROFL - egg - face - landing net..........gone
 
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juicylucy

Guest
sorry stan quite the opposite day. leg over, good cooked breakfast, long walk on beach, leg over, watched telly in TOTAL peace,, couple of beers, nice italian meal and watched more telly. yes lifes good when your dads gone home.:beer:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
juicylucy said:
sorry stan quite the opposite day. leg over, good cooked breakfast, long walk on beach, leg over, watched telly in TOTAL peace,, couple of beers, nice italian meal and watched more telly. yes lifes good when your dads gone home.:beer:

glad somebody's day went according to plan,unlike mine :cry: :cry:
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
stan the man said:
glad somebody's day went according to plan,unlike mine :cry: :cry:

Happens to us all, Stan. Got up this morning....knocked the bathroom mirror off the wall....bust into a thousand pieces. Went up the town and bought a new 'un....broke the bloody plastic hanging clip off of the back of it while putting it up. Went back up town and bought yet another mirror....wooden framed.....now mirror is installed.

Purchased a set of wheel trims for the cage while in the shop buying the mirror. Put the spring clips in place on the trim....offer trim up to wheel....give wheel trim a sharp bang with the heel of me hand....poxy trim breaks in five places !!!!! Back up the shop for a rant and a refund.

Walk to Halfords.....buy quality set of trims.....now all fitted.

How long until I can go back to work ???? :dunno: :}
 

blumeeni

Registered User
then,about 1.5 hours later....it's a nice ride up to builth wells,llandovery etc...so a nice end to a crap start...don't wish to repeat it though :bandit:

anybody had a similar experience :dunno:[/QUOTE]
But Stan you forgot to mention the CRAP avon's and your encounter in the toilets in Builthwells

































pics to follow guys,all will be revealed soon. :lol: :lol:
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
blumeeni said:
and your encounter in the toilets in Builthwells
pics to follow guys,all will be revealed soon. :lol: :lol:

Go on then, Blu......I need cheering up after the crap day I've had !!!! :}
 

stan the man

you are not capable
blumeeni said:
But Stan you forgot to mention the CRAP avon's and your encounter in the toilets in Builthwells

excuse me pete,didn't you also have a "moment"on your "quirky ugly bugly" so :f :}

pics to follow soon folks

what pics pete,don't recollect any pics being taken(well they say denial is the best form of defence :dunno: )
 

blumeeni

Registered User
Look I'm not bluffing honest I'm an honest dude I is honest :rolleyes: ,just gotta figure out how to post pics offa my new fangled crap shit twat of a camera phone think I need a blu tooth thingy thing will get one tomorrow. Then you'll be sorry Stan for 2 timing me today you bastuart you man8um
I'm a bird rider scorned and you've turned me into a bunny boiler or should that be birdy boiler :dunno: anyway watch this space. :k not for you Stan. :lol:
 

blumeeni

Registered User
stan the man said:
blumeeni said:
But Stan you forgot to mention the CRAP avon's and your encounter in the toilets in Builthwells

excuse me pete,didn't you also have a "moment"on your "quirky ugly bugly" so :f :}

pics to follow soon folks

what pics pete,don't recollect any pics being taken(well they say denial is the best form of defence :dunno: )
Yeah Dude I can't deny I had a mo on mule :eek: but I was travelling at super duper ultra fooking warp speed,pegs grinding Knee and elbow on the ice and snow making it clear for you and Dia to wobble round on your fooking avon's :} :neenaw:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
blumeeni said:
Yeah Dude I can't deny I had a mo on mule but I was travelling at super duper ultra fooking warp speed,pegs grinding Knee and elbow on the ice and snow making it clear for you and Dia to wobble round on your fooking avon's

not only 'ave you got dai's tyre's wrong :t as he was on bt014's...not avon's,so :f :p but your fookin dreamin' while you ride,and that's downright dangerous :t .also,the expense your going to just to download those "imaginary"pics you "supposedly" have :rolleyes: ....you really must be desparate to inflict revenge.....................................






















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.bring it on :neenaw:
 

blumeeni

Registered User
stan the man said:
not only 'ave you got dai's tyre's wrong :t as he was on bt014's...not avon's,so :f :p but your fookin dreamin' while you ride,and that's downright dangerous :t .also,the expense your going to just to download those "imaginary"pics you "supposedly" have :rolleyes: ....you really must be desparate to inflict revenge.....................................


















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.bring it on :neenaw:






I am I am :k

anyway I didn't say wot tyres Dia was on but they're shit anyway
 
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reefer

Guest
Happens to us all, Stan. Got up this morning....knocked the bathroom mirror off the wall
dont like to be the one to tell ya..BUT if its got to the stage where the drinks making you kip in the bathroom ..somethings gotta be done %$fan :neenaw:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
blumeeni said:
making it clear for you and Dia to wobble round on your fooking avon's :} :neenaw:


ERRRRRRRRRRRRR,you have.as you can see,you have said"YOU AND DAI"and not dai,and you on your avons...so :f ....................................


























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get back to school!!!!!!! :f :f
 
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