Fook It

[Fat Bert]

Well I made 50 - never though I would

So thought - nice day - will do a Dereeeeek Kelly and ride the bike to work

Riding along singing "Happy Birthday to Me" inside my hemet - thinking "No Heroics" cos it's ya Big Birthday Dude..............

Mile from home - fercking women pulls out from side-of-road-paking - no indication - just pulls straight out!

Can see car coming other way..............

No room to stop...................

Have to swerve round front of her to avoid collision......

and as I went past, I lifted my left knee [complete with slider] up to a convenient height..............

BANG - off comes the wing mirror!!

Question is.......... "Does this now qualify me as a biker rather than a motorcyclist or just an aged fecking hooligan?"





"50 and Loving it"

:yo: :yo: :yo:

 

[Smoothandquick]

Oi Meldrew ya YOB....

blimey, first day of 50 and you are off scaring the general public.....:t

Bloody hooligan.....:neenaw:

and working too ?? What are you like ?!!! :dunno:

 

[Smoothandquick]

lol lumps

nah, the public are safe - I superglued his dark visor shut.....looks a bit like Darthvader now....Fudgevader.....

 

[Smoothandquick]

good call

Fudgevader and his black helmet....lol uke:

I can see the name sicking with him for a while.....Fudgevader from the Brownside.....got a certain ring to it ....:dunno:

 

[Coggy]

FudgeVader, may the farce be with you.

May the arce be with you perhaps?%$fan

 

[Smoothandquick]

Cogs

Can you feel the farce ??

Don't mispronounce that afetr a few sherbets......c7u8

 

[Wolfie]

"Does this now qualify me as a biker rather than a motorcyclist or just an aged fecking hooligan?"

nope just a dreamer and poor rider, as an experienced good rider would of expected her to pull out and would of been riding to the speed that the road allowed him to stop in the distance he could see, thus avoided the need to swerve around this poor woman, and then he could give her a cheery wave and a brightful good morning.

 

[Fat Bert]

Fook Off Wilf~~~

nope just a dreamer and poor rider, as an experienced good rider would of expected her to pull out and would of been riding to the speed that the road allowed him to stop in the distance he could see, thus avoided the need to swerve around this poor woman, and then he could give her a cheery wave and a brightful good morning.

30mph in a 30 zone

Riding defensively - thats why I saw her

Bollox - not biting - it's my birthday ROFLMAO!!!!




























Furthermore [!!!!]

I did give her a cheery wave....well almost...could only manage two fingers out of the available 4

 

[Smoothandquick]

Oi Fudgevader

should have shown her your light sabre......

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Still not biting Billy-Tumbleweed!

 

[Punchy]

Happy Birthday ya old git....


and well done on the mirror front

:bow:

 

[Wolfie]

30mph in a 30 zone

too fast, you had to swerve.

Riding defensively - thats why I saw her

but too fast

Bollox - not biting

too fat to reach

I did give her a cheery wave....well almost...could only manage two fingers out of the available 4

how wude and was you still swerving at the time or had you come to a complete stop before remove your hands from the handlebar???


TSK TSK TSK.

 

[Smoothandquick]

feel the Farce FB...feel the farce......

now all you need to do is modify the fudgemobile with some downward thrust to allow it to hover and away you go.....

 

[Bubba]

Does this now qualify me as a biker rather than a motorcyclist or just an aged fecking hooligan?

Nah, it means that at your age grandad you should know better.

BTW, what DID you do in the war?

 

[ianrobbo1]

Nah, it means that at your age grandad you should know better.

BTW, what DID you do in the war?

and Bert he means the FIRST world war!!

 

[stan the man]

Fudgevader and his black helmet....lol uke:

I can see the name sicking with him for a while.....Fudgevader from the Brownside.....got a certain ring to it ....:dunno:

fooking 'ell S+Q....new keyboard needed....ROFLMAO

 

[frenchuk]

At 30mph the stop should be virtually instant... your reflexes are going Bertious, another sign of ageing prematurely, another thing you're doing prematurely then! Also, what was your tyre pressure? I heard some mongs gave some bad advice some time ago, resulting in bikes handling not how they're supposed to...:dunno:

 

[gypsy]

Nah, it means that at your age grandad you should know better.

BTW, what DID you do in the war?

Drummer boy?

 

[Smoothandquick]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuwin the wa'ar Wodders...

he just needs to stop using the 'Just for Men' hair and tash die, revert back to his proper grey locks and then grow a big bushy Uncle Albert beard.....sorted...:yo: