FB will be happy...

[Smoothandquick]

As I'll be offline for a week as me and SWMBO are off to Cornwall next week and the laptop is staying at home....:t

So Fudgey will be safe from any further ridicule from me - should anyone else wish to carry on in my absence, fantastic......:bow:

No doubt there will be ample opportunity in Cornwall for loads of Cornish Fudge gags every few minutes so I'll be well primed upon my return....:-:

Have a great week you lot, after this afternoon, will catch up a week Monday...

Turbo shandies it is then..........:beer: :beer:

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Thank Fook for that!!

Hope it pi$$es down all week and the pubs run out of ale

Bring us back a Pastie?

 

[Smoothandquick]

thought you'd be chuffed

that's not nice wishing that on yourself !!!!! $%3un

Course I will !!!! :lick:

 

[Fat Bert]

You'll be missed~~~~

just need to re-adjust the telescopic sights a tadge

 

[Smoothandquick]

lol...just when I thought

I'd lost the tumble weed and made a few mates....

:xm :xm :xm

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

I'd lost the tumble weed and made a few mates....

:xm :xm :xm

Incorrect on both scores :wank:

 

[Smoothandquick]

gutted....

how could you shatter my dreams ??

:B :B :B :B

 

[Fat Bert]

Easy

how could you shatter my dreams ??

:B :B :B :B

We just ignore you when you turn up anywhere

 

[Smoothandquick]

Doh......

business as usual then.........

Must get the H made up to stick on my forehead.....:xm

 

[Chunky Monkey]

As I'll be offline for a week as me and SWMBO are off to Cornwall next week and the laptop is staying at home....:t

So Fudgey will be safe from any further ridicule from me - should anyone else wish to carry on in my absence, fantastic......:bow:

No doubt there will be ample opportunity in Cornwall for loads of Cornish Fudge gags every few minutes so I'll be well primed upon my return....:-:

Have a great week you lot, after this afternoon, will catch up a week Monday...

Turbo shandies it is then..........:beer: :beer:

bloody hell, he`l be spanking like a good un then, cos i`m off to cornwall the week after......

mind you, do you remember S&Q when we were at his gaff on Sat ...we found his new ding-a-ling........... :blush:

 

[Fat Bert]

Ay yup!!

The Pot Bellied Pig is on the case now!!

 

[Smoothandquick]

lmao Chunks

I presume you are referring to FB's little pinkie ??!!!!!

And he got it out in the kitchen too ?? c7u8

 

[Chunky Monkey]

his ding-a-ling...is if fact a

PINK MOBILE PHONE

This must be to match his pink cheek-less hot pants and strappy high heels ..... :}

cue Bert for the abuse................... :neenaw:

 

[Smoothandquick]

Class Chunks....class

Oi Fudgey - when no ones at home do you strut round the gaff with your little pinkie hung from your little pinkie ?? :dunno:


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Plop........

 

[Fat Bert]

Not biting~~~~~

BASTIDS!!!!!

Shall we talk about Leeds or Sheffield instead?

 

[Smoothandquick]

Why ??

Who would want to go there ? Sent to Coventry, fair enough but not up't t'ut grim Norf....:t

 

[Chunky Monkey]

no mate, lets not....BUT
we could talk about those "free weights" under your sofa, you kinow..the ones you tried to hide last sat.......how many rep`s are you doing...3...4...a week .......

 

[Chunky Monkey]

or the jogging group you`ve joined......

:f

 

[Cyclops]

no mate, lets not....BUT
we could talk about those "free weights" under your sofa, you kinow..the ones you tried to hide last sat.......how many rep`s are you doing...3...4...a week .......

When he was Head Rep, rumour has it he was doing 5 or 6 reps a week :m

 

[Smoothandquick]

Oi oi sausage Bert......

this all sounds rather suspicious ??? :dunno: