Fat Bert was right for once

[Cyclops]

Me Bikes had to go to the Honda dealers with the following list of faults :cry: :cry:


1: It starts every time I use it.
2: It does not leak any oil at all
3: The gearbox is super smooth with no nasty noisey clunk when going into 1st and up and down changes are smooth as well.
4: The CCT has not started acting up yet.
5: The belt drive is expected to fail in another 40,000 miles this is just not good enough.
6: The front brakes have not siezed up after being in the rain.
7: The front brakes does not operate the back brake.
8: When in traffic it does not overheat.
9: Its making a nasty and very loud Potato potato sound
I have taken it in to the local Honda dealers and they are going to sort it.





































Update:

The Honda dealers have had a good look at the bike and found it to be a Harley Davidson. :dunno:

They say that it normal for it to be like that, but if I want to cure the above faults they can sell me a Blackbird :f :f :f

 

[Fat Bert]

Cyclops

You forgot that Honda sponsor and support WSBK and MotoGP































































Hardely Moving Old Son's are sponsored by Walkers!!

and I'm gonna kick your sad ass later tonight [cos it's your turn to buy the beers and that REALLY hurst you!!

 

[Jaws]

1: It starts every time I use it.

But for how long ?

2: It does not leak any oil at all

Cos its all leaked out already

3: The gearbox is super smooth with no nasty noisey clunk when going into 1st and up and down changes are smooth as well.

But what happens when you start the engine ?

4: The CCT has not started acting up yet.

Push rods rarely wear out cam chains, ask anyone who works on engines designed 60 to 70 years ago....

5: The belt drive is expected to fail in another 40,000 miles this is just not good enough.

And if you take away 70% of the power of a Bird ( or a CB125 come to that :} ) so the bikes are on a level playing field, a Bird chain would last as long

6: The front brakes have not siezed up after being in the rain.

And the bowden cable is still ok too ?

7: The front brakes does not operate the back brake.

The front brake does not operate the front brake too well either !

8: When in traffic it does not overheat.

Noooo,,, cos its in the same state of tune as a stationary diesel water pump engine !

9: Its making a nasty and very loud Potato potato sound

Be greatful.. most Hardley Worth Its do not make any sound at all apart from the kerching of the local dealers cash register !

I have taken it in to the local Honda dealers and they are going to sort it.


And they let it back out on the road again ?
Another crap Honda dealer with mechanics that are bloody useless !
man8um

 

[DB on CBR1100XX]

Bwaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaawwwwww

.................@ Cyclops and Jaws. excellent posts, both !!

 

[Cyclops]

And they let it back out on the road again ?

:B :B

Oy John that`s not fair

4: The CCT has not started acting up yet. Ask anyone who worked on engines 50 or 60 year ago

So John why dont they wear out then



































The Nonda dealer and his trained chimps spoke very highly of you :f :f



Have a good holiday :beer:

 

[RHINO]

OY CYCLECLIPS

Why oh why did'nt it put in an appearance last night at the MAFIA meet :dunno:

I know....................................coz it was damp and wouldn't potato potato potato into life. Damp spuds are no use to anyone,,they rot very quick.

 

[Cyclops]

Very true Rhino

it was having the mould scraped off whilst I was there. :cry: :cry:

As the Harley Davidson is a gentlemans bike I will refrain from sinking to your low sense of humor and just say it was nice to see you as well.











































Like fook it was now piss off tart :f :f :f :f

 

[skippy]

Oy Cyclops................



Harley Davidsons are gurls bikes ................



must be ................






my sisters got one

 

[Fat Bert]

Fooled Him~~~

Told Cyclops that as part of his pre-"Rider Skills" day preparation
























































































































he had to tighten and lube the chain!!

He's been in the garage for 3 days now trying to figure it out!!

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