Fat Bert Invite

[petrosc]

The sheepshager has invited so called friends to a New Years Eve get together for a good time but,

Some of us have to bring THE CHEESE BOARD
some of us have to bring THE STARTERS
Some of us have to bring THE MAIN COURSE
Some of us have to bring THE BOOZE
Some of us have to bring THE MUSIC

So that HE can have a good time at his house, drink as much as he likes because, he doesn't have to drive.

DO YOU BELIEVE IT?

 

[shropslad]

To late

Its party time here alreafdy.

Fookin dustmen will think we aree all alcohloics,,,, ;;;;;;;;;;;lol


good to hav coffffee shop bak though,,,,,,,,,,,poo

:k

 

[petrosc]

Re: To late

Originally posted by shropslad
Its party time here alreafdy.

Fookin dustmen will think we aree all alcohloics,,,, ;;;;;;

Hey up, are you trying to say that you are not alkies???
Come on mate we know you better than that!!!!!!

Saturday for us : 19 empty wine bottles plus cans and spirit bottles as well as METAXA spillages.:} :} :}

Happy New year to you Mark..Lorna

 

[fat bert]

My NYE Party

Quiet right Pete - it's called "delegation" and saves me most of the costs!!!!

Mind you, the party is Strictly Invitees Only - the selection criteria being that to be invited you have to have :-

a] Plenty of Wonga
b] Style
c] Charisma
d] Social Graces
e] Excellent sense of humour
f] Willingness to PARTY
g] Ability to consume copious amounts of alcohol

So that's why your invitation's been cancelled - you fail on all counts!!!!!!

btw who do you think is funding the 20 bottles of Moet?? Cheeky Bastid
:beer: :beer: :f

 

[Wolfie]

so how come you are going as well then bert????

 

[fat bert]

Cos~~

it's my phooking house!!!!

ROFL

:beer:

 

[Wolfie]

no it is not it is your wifes!!! and she told me you are only allowed in for 20 mins just before midnight , then you have to go back in the shed.

cause you don't fit the criteria except

a) plenty of wonga,

 

[fat bert]

I wish!!!

Not even that m8 :B :B :B

 

[petrosc]

The b%lloks

hurt that much, your wife looks forward to the foreplay.......for a little bit longer..........

I told you not to have the op done. Didn't I????????????:t

 

[XXscraper]

soz bert

The only 4play bert has is the 30 minutes of begging!

 

[fat bert]

XX~~??

CORRECT :B :B :B

 

[XXscraper]

sorry to hear that..

..think it's the same for all married men, but i haven't made that mistake once yet.

 

[petrosc]

XXscraper

Begging will get him eff all.

Jane is crippled with a bad back.

So now he is TOSSING and turning.

:f :f :f

 

[Cyclops]

Pete more

tossing than turning I suspect
:f :m :beer:

 

[XXscraper]

cruel world

Bad back :} , spose its better than having a head ache, she can use the same excuse for months. Poor bert, he wont be getting any for months which is pretty cruel since his misses first sent him the the op, then just when he's back in seedless action she gets a bad back....life sucks ehh

 

[Cyclops]

XXscrapper

I wont state the obvious about sucking:}

Fill in the gaps


Bert would be happy if his wife ..... :yo: :violin:

 

[XXscraper]

doesn't really need saying but....

Think that would involve too much neck movement which affects the back so not a road to be travelled on. Anyway when you get married that is the first thing that goes out the window isn't it?

 

[petrosc]

NO NO NO

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
NONONONO
NONONONONONONONONONONONO
NONONONONOONONONONNONONONONO
NONONONONONONO
YES IS ONLY FOR NORMAL BASTIDS

 

[fat bert]

XX~~~~~~~

Come to Assen/Amsterdam with us and see??????

 

[petrosc]

I thought

There was no Assen in 2003.
Your passport has only been stamped for Monza?

:f