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FAO Rhino~~~~

Fat Bert

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More ammunition stored up dude - came across this!!
 

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ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Fat Bertrum fail's to appear,!!!!!

Sunday when the photo of Rhino was taken, Super Slug was nowhere in sight, :rolleyes:

he has to ''crib'' other peoples pictures, cos he wasn't there, :} :lol:

you missed ''the best bit's'' that happened on Sunday as they havn't been mentioned or shown yet, :f

just a ''few'' clues,
what was behind Rhino's back after the picture was taken, :rolleyes:
who was being ''pushed around'' :dunno:

about time Bert showed up at a ''Clogger's'' meet dont you think,??? c7u8
 

Chunky Monkey

Registered User
Bloody Hell....................

Rhino....
you`ll never fit in to Berts pink cheekless hotpants now..........

ya bloater................ :lol: :f
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
Thick skin

BERT YOU BIG FAT POOFTAAAAAH,
how the hell can you give me shit?????

I may be fat but your gay,,,,,I can lose weight!!! :f
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Rhino~~~

RHINO said:
I can lose weight!!!

Even Slimmers World wouldn't take on your challenge fatty
 

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Fat Bert

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and even more proof!

Billy 5 Chins from Manchester!!!!
 

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skippy

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Carefull Bert Rhino might find some amunition himself OOOPS DO'H how many chins? :dunno:

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RHINO

Answering to nobody
FAG BERT

You can talk!!!!!!! more CHINS than a Chinese phone book.. :f
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
BERT

I think that in the pic with Rolfy, me Emma & Kit Rolfy is trying to see what car keys i'm gonna pull out of my pocket so he knows who he's going home with.........ya know........chuck ya keys in the middle of the floor kinda party. :eek:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
The biggest key~~~~~

would undoubtedly be the key to your pantry ya bloater

Assen rocks - except now we've got 3 plod going and 1 ex-plod

Will be like a new episode of fecking Z Cars

Sing along now..................

ner ner ner ne ner ner ner ner.......ner ner nerne ner ner ner

That song will bug you all day now LOL
 

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RHINO

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Z cars

Before my time Berty boy.. I'm not 35 yet.

Do they still have a bell on the cop cars in Derby?
Do the cops have a pea whistle and cape?
Do you still nick knickers off washing lines???????

Gimp! :neenaw:
 

Chunky Monkey

Registered User
Who`s a gimp

Rio......you wear womens swimming cossie`s.........ya trannie.. :lol: :neenaw:
 

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RHINOS_BIG_BROTH

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all jelous

Now then lets have a think here fat bert, ianroddol, chunky monkey, skippy ,its not that hes my my little bro!, and im sticking up 4 him i just think u are all jelous coz he is not yet 35 (not far off) now imagin what he would be like at your age lol
 
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skippy

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RHINOS_BIG_BROTH said:
Now then lets have a think here fat bert, ianroddol, chunky monkey, skippy ,its not that hes my my little bro!, and im sticking up 4 him i just think u are all jelous coz he is not yet 35 (not far off) now imagin what he would be like at your age lol

Whilst it may be true that He has a certain amount of youth on his side it must be pointed out that the youth factor is not reflected in the rapidly receeding hairline :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

RHINO

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Skippy

Get back to upside-down land from whence you came... receding hair line..!

Can't wait to go bald actually, save having to cut the damn stuff.
You need to get rid of the pony tail too,, it's a bit STATUS QUO
" I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I LA LA LA LIKE IT
 
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RHINOS_BIG_BROTH

Guest
Well

Well skippy that may be but i think it has more to do with where he puts his head ? lol !!!! or the vitimins from the food he eats wont reach all the PARTS needed to make it grow :f
 
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skippy

Guest
RHINO said:
Get back to upside-down land from whence you came... receding hair line..!

Can't wait to go bald actually, save having to cut the damn stuff.
You need to get rid of the pony tail too,, it's a bit STATUS QUO
" I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I LA LA LA LIKE IT


At least my hair is still intact unlike messrs Rossi & Parfitt :lol: :lol: :lol:


RHINOS_BIG_BROTH said:
Well skippy that may be but i think it has more to do with where he puts his head ? lol !!!! or the vitimins from the food he eats wont reach all the PARTS needed to make it grow

M8 no amount of vitamins could find their way as far as Rhinos head as getting past that enormous paunch would truly prove an insurmountable task

Arent reformed bloaters as bad as reformed smokers
:lol: :beer:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
dont bother Skip m8,

look at Rhino, and you just have to laugh at the ''older'' version :rolleyes: , being ''daft'' must run in ''T''family, fancy having something like Rhino, after a brother like that,!! :lol:
I'll have a guess at why we havn't seen a picture of ''older'' :rolleyes: bruvver,
he look's just like Rhino, :puke: :} :f :f
 
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RHINOS_BIG_BROTH

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wll send him 1

i shall send him 1 to put on here so you can see ok coz i cant put um on here so rhino will av to do it and hopefully b4 its doctored on the puta
 
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