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FAO of Trostky the phillospher

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D.S.

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According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were
Kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived,
because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint,
which was promptly chewed and licked.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or
cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we
wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our
wheels.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags -
riding in the passenger seat was a treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted
the same.

We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar
in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside
playing.

We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no
one actually died from this. We would spend hours building go-carts out of
scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we
forgot the brakes. After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem. We would leave home in the morning and could play all day,as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us
and no one minded.

We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99
channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile
phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms. We had friends - we went outside and found them.

We played 40-40 and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt! We
fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no lawsuits. We
had full on fistfights but no prosecution followed from other parents.

We played knock-down-ginger and were actually afraid of the
owners catching us. We walked to friends' homes.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.

We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood. The
idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of...They
actually sided with the law.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem
solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion
of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and
responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one
of them.

Congratulations!
 

Cyclops

Registered User
DIRTY SANCHEZ said:
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were
Kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived,
because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint,
which was promptly chewed and licked.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or
cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we
wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our
wheels.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags -
riding in the passenger seat was a treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted
the same.

We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar
in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside
playing
.

We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no
one actually died from this. We would spend hours building go-carts out of
scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we
forgot the brakes. After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem. We would leave home in the morning and could play all day,as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us
and no one minded.

We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99
channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile
phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms. We had friends - we went outside and found them.

We played 40-40 and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt! We
fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no lawsuits. We
had full on fistfights but no prosecution followed from other parents.

We played knock-down-ginger and were actually afraid of the
owners catching us. We walked to friends' homes.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.

We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood. The
idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of...They
actually sided with the law.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem
solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion
of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and
responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one
of them.

Congratulations!


And what went wrong then :rolleyes:
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
Cyclops said:
And what went wrong then :rolleyes:

Simple, right wing fookin twats who reckon they know more about everything than anyone else..
The fact they aint had kids and have NO IDEA what things are really like, is a minor detail as far as they are concerned.
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
Club Sponsor
Jesus H Christ......

More feckin repeats than SKY:lol:

If I remember rightly, I was the origional poster of that before BIRD even went onto Bikers Oracle...

Its nice to know that people like it enough to keep repeating it...:k

You cant have enough of a good thing...

and I thought my memory was bad :t

Thanks for eminding me guys,

Rolfy
:beer:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
Rolfy.

the internet is a repeat, someone somewhere has done/said everything we have all done.

:beer: :beer:

as somebody on here said once to me,

"Any twat can copy and paste tell us something we dont know."

I cant because it is already out there and if we have not seen it before it doesnt make it new. :beer: :beer:
 
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D.S.

Guest
It's says "FAO Wolfy" so if ya don't like repeats, mind ya own fekin business :f :}

And as for you Ian, it obsviously doesn't apply to you 'cos god only knows when you were born and was knock-down-ginger a game you played with Bertious ? :dunno: :}
 
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