FAO Lumpy~~~~

[Fat Bert]

are you so umemployable that you have to post so much twaddle on here?

Obviously the entire world thinks you're a Prize Tosser

Now get that CV networked - slacker!!

I'd heard that this was your favourite album for a variety of reasons LOL

 

[Artemis]

Now don't you go upsetting Lumpy!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fat Bert]

Why not~~~

Now don't you go upsetting Lumpy!!!!!!!!!!!

Nije told me it was OK!!

 

[Artemis]

Nije told me it was OK!!

Yeah, but Nige was just angling for a whipping, he'd obviously been listening to Smix & me............

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Yeah, but Nige was just angling for a whipping, he'd obviously been listening to Smix & me............

In his dreamzzzzzzz

 

[Smix]

Yeah, but Nige was just angling for a whipping, he'd obviously been listening to Smix & me............

:yo: :yo: :yo:

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

Lumpy...

That's Bert for ya.............. Sometimes he doesn't know when to give it a rest.... :tosser:

Sorry to read of your circumstances mate.... It can't be easy I'm sure! Here's hoping you'll find work and your life will continue as normal... :beer:

BTW - What line of work do you do? (Serious question - but knowing this lot, they'll flame you for your answer)

 

[Fat Bert]

Ah!! Bless!!

......It is so difficult to stay motivated when it appears you are on the scrap heap .....

Surprised there is any room on the scrap heap now that the 2 x Sanatogen MOT failures are there as well LOL

Nice try Lumps - sympathy vote?

Will be interesting to see if it works!! :bow: :tosser: :bow: :tosser: :neenaw: :neenaw:

 

[Fat Bert]

Adam

.....What line of work do you do?

He's a Professional Arse-Hole!!


and very good he is at it as well - world class in fact

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Just as well I know you Mac[k]

Enjoy the well-earned sympathy from all at the Lord Derby this evening.

Can you afford the petrol to get over there or shall I paypal you over a tenner to subsidise?















yeah...like hell I will

 

[Fat Bert]

ROFL!!!

That would be Pinder Taxi's then eh?

Watch out for the Vaseline in the glovebox!!

 

[Fat Bert]

and just to prove

that we are mates outside of the forum......

I've just sent Lumpy a tenner via PayPal [genuine not photochop!!]

Have a beer on me mate

 

[RHINO]

I can see Gordon returning that ?10 at the BASH, i feel he might tie it around a Gerbil and insert it somewhere dark and moist

 

[bitontheside]

I can see Gordon returning that ?10 at the BASH, i feel he might tie it around a Gerbil and insert it somewhere dark and moist

I never had Lumpy down as a GORDON! :neenaw:

 

[Fat Bert]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

I never had Lumpy down as a GORDON! :neenaw:

Remember the song.............

"Gordon is a *****"

 

[Duck n Dive]

Wasn't exactly a tunefull song though was it!!

 

[RHINO]

Ah the Powers of Photochopping.

Ahhh the essence of 'Bull Shitting'

 

[Duck n Dive]

That "lumpius grumpius" looks like it's biting without having to use any bait today........ must be feeling the cold!

 

[Fat Bert]

Fook You Lumpy

In what was an inspired move by Fudgy to stem the hate mail going to himas a result of his ribbing, he did indeed send ?10 into my PayPal account for the loan of a gerbil at the bash. He will provide his own loo roll tube.

Thanks Berty.

Unfortunately it is true that we converse outside the forum, and he knows I'm not bothered really. Rats. :xm

Complete cobblers - you un-appreciative twat

You send a mate a "token" as a gesture of friendship - and it gets chucked back in your face

Well done Lumpy!!





























































whooosh............plop..................game set and match!!

 

[Duck n Dive]

Reminds me a bit of "Hinge & Bracket" ........ "Lumpy & Bert"..... yeah.. has a sort of "ring" to it.

Can just see it now.... the flowery dresses, the hair, the glasses, the strained voices....... my god it's frightening.....