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Hey dude, welcome back to the place where eveyone is a riding god! Congrats for the nipster, she is absolutely adorable! Been a bit under the weather recently, with the laws of series at full force up my arse, so missed your post as well as having been a socially inept recluse (sorry Joe), hope to catch up soon, might come and pollute your area when I can ride again and share few shandies with you, hi to your better half - no offence but she is far better looking than you, although Joe Chorizo might disagree as he is gay, maybe you didn't kow but he finally came out of the closet - BTW he fancies you w;;v
 
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frenchuk said:
Hey dude, welcome back to the place where eveyone is a riding god! Congrats for the nipster, she is absolutely adorable! Been a bit under the weather recently, with the laws of series at full force up my arse, so missed your post as well as having been a socially inept recluse (sorry Joe), hope to catch up soon, might come and pollute your area when I can ride again and share few shandies with you, hi to your better half - no offence but she is far better looking than you, although Joe Chorizo might disagree as he is gay, maybe you didn't kow but he finally came out of the closet - BTW he fancies you w;;v

boring git; off to Gay France on Friday on the bikes with the g/f, so catch up on return YMCA boy :f :}
 

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Hi Pierre - how's tricks?

"with the laws of series at full force up my arse"??? You've lost me there geezer!

How come you're not riding at the mo? Don't tell me you've been taken out again by a cage in the City? Hope not.

Catch you soon - we'll have to all get together in front of a telly and shout at a GP once the season's underway.........have a good day..........Sam
 
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How come you're not riding at the mo? Don't tell me you've been taken out again by a cage in the City? Hope not.
Hey geezer, no I wasn't chicked by a cage... I did it all by myself, mid-december on salt-ingrained tarmac and wheel locked (not sure how cos can't remember...), but not only that, had the taxman trying to ram me dry in the exit tunnel with a fistful of cristal seasalt, and other shit like that. Mending from all that, knee is normal now, shoulder still on the mend, bike looks like it's been jammed by a truck but Pete is on top of it - in one month I should be able to ride again, so says the girlfriend (one of the good things that arrived since we haven't seen each other) who is an ostheopath student. Can't wait to see your little treasure in person - she looks like an angel! How are you three coping with your new life upthere? Talk to you soon and Hi to the women of your life:beer:
 
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DIRTY SANCHEZ said:
off to Gay France on Friday on the bikes with the g/f, so catch up on return YMCA boy :f :}
I told you he was out of the closet... He could have gone to the Straight France, to the Macho France, to the Not-Taking-It-Up-The-Arse France... but Oh no, mister Stiff Chorizo goes to "Gay France" with the "g/f"... Way to go, you go girlfriend, after the stale atmosphere of the closet, go breeze the fresh air of France, Gay France if needs be, I see you when you're back, ride safe, and the bike too of course :yo: :k
 
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Boing so everyone sees why Chorizo Boy has got such an obsession with Village People, and blind Sam can read my post! w;;v
 
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Sam... SAM... SAM... SAM... WAKEY WAKEY!!!
 
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