** FANTASTIC **

[Fat Bert]

New website

 

[RHINO]

Part 3

LOL at the drunken bums in attendance.

'CHUNKY', what were you thinking?????

Silverone trying to impress the ladies with FRENCH patter

Eric Sykes & Hattie Jaques aka Cycleclips and charming lady wife.

BERT trying to impress Silverone hahahahahahaha zzzzzzzzzzz

What can i say EMMA, thats me on a nooky ban for 6 months. SOZ xxxx

 

[RHINO]

Part 4

TINA, how do you cope with the slug juggler......????????

 

[Fat Bert]

Rhino~~~

What you lack in Photochop skills mate





























you more than make up for with humour!!

Coffee/nasal cavity interface moment!!

More Sparkling Urine?

 

[RHINO]

you missed one out BERT

 

[RHINO]

Part 5

Not too many more now!

 

[RHINO]

Part 6

last ones now.......

 

[shaun]

got you

caught red handed bert

 

[RHINO]

SHAUN

caught red handed bert

hahahahaha, i knew you'd like that one...

Thanks for looking after us on the rideout, EMMA said " He's mad on that bike,, don't you be getting any ideas "..

Hope to see you soon and i hope Tracy's arm is soon better. :xm

You can get your own back on Robbo with the caption pic i've put up!!

 

[frenchuk]

wow, what a weekend... I stayed at Mark and Julie (Chunkey Monkey and wife of) and their hospitality was... straight from their big generous heart :bow: :yo: Went for a ride on Saturday wih Shaun and Chunkey, they could show quite few boy racers how to ride, they showed me the lovely roads around, I showed R1Shaun my back wheel and that you really can lean a bird (which he apparently never saw before w;;v), barbie at Bertie was great (Bert that apron really suited you, ladies anytime you want to hear me click HERE), then Sunday ride in the Peak District and the Cat and Fiddle... What can I say? Those roads were created by the Biking Gods - Canary I wish you had a bike cam to film that 'moment', I guess you liked the arse of the bird so much you had to stay close, can't blame you, or was it mine you were after - can't blame you either, I've got a great arse, talking of which, Gyppo I'm not into being rearended so well done avoiding my arse, Tootyfrutti remember one thing about your bike, she is your bitch and does what you want her to do, not the reverse, cyclops I know now why your handle is cyclops - peripheral vision isn't the name of a spectacles shop...
So thank you Bert and Jane for the barbie, very generous of you, and Julie and Mark, you are diamonds...
BTW ianrobbo somebody barfed on your leathers you've got to have them cleaned - and Bert, I noticed this strange smell of socks :dunno:

 

[Fat Bert]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

......... - peripheral vision isn't the name of a spectacles shop...

Quote of the Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess who Cyclops bumped into in SpecSavers last week............?



































EVERYONE

 

[Cyclops]

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yet another old joke given life by FB ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

That 1929 bumper book of jokes was really good value for money eh Bert Yawn Yawn

 

[SILVERONE]

w;;v :yo:

 

[SILVERONE]

:beer: :yo: R#?