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Education system gone mad
- Thread starter derek kelly
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Stwike him, Centuwion! Vewy woughly!
Thwow him to the floor again, sir?
Let they without sin cast the first stone....Ow.....who threw that?
Oh yes. Thwow him to the fwoor!
He has a wife, you know........
"Incontinentia"....
Incontinentia buttocks.
More talking shite.
Even my troll who claims to be against talking shite.
Loving it.
Even my troll who claims to be against talking shite.
Loving it.
Talking shite? I can see no mention of cars, golf, dodgy DIY or blowing one's own trumpet. 
Oh... hang on....... there is a post by Beaker.
Oh... hang on....... there is a post by Beaker.
Talking shite? I can see no mention of cars, golf, dodgy DIY or blowing one's own trumpet.
Oh... hang on....... there is a post by Beaker.
you really are fixated.
Come and work with me for a week.
Aspergers/adhd/bipolar to name a few..and yes, some really believe they have superpowers.
Varying degrees of personal physical injuries can testify to their mentally unstable beliefs.
I'm convinced that some senior managers/psychologist/doctors etc... have some or all of the above symptoms.
Some of their decisions are utterly impractical and sometimes i think i'm the only sane fecker there.
It's like a weird version of Alice in wonderland, but on steroids.
Had a complaint today..over the weekend.
Double internal fire door, Patient decides to break through one fire door.
Reason...Staff keeping him awake at night with door closing and making a bump whilst closing?
Manager 'can you fix it?'....me...'will take a look'.
Fixed damaged fire door, slowed down the closer on the other door. patient watched us do it and commented...
'That's a great job, i can now go to bed and get some sleep'.
This was at 09.30 this morning.
No complaints or incidents recorded for client damage..
Fun..Fun..Fun...
You mentioned me in this thread and you call me fixated?
Nope, never mentioned you.
I mentioned 'personal troll'.
You made the connection.
Automatic Internal fire doors can be a pain (although obviously necessary) - more than once I have asked for a different room in hotels if I see one anywhere near my room.Had a complaint today..over the weekend.
Double internal fire door, Patient decides to break through one fire door.
Reason...Staff keeping him awake at night with door closing and making a bump whilst closing?
Manager 'can you fix it?'....me...'will take a look'.
Fixed damaged fire door, slowed down the closer on the other door. patient watched us do it and commented...
'That's a great job, i can now go to bed and get some sleep'.
This was at 09.30 this morning.
No complaints or incidents recorded for client damage..
Fun..Fun..Fun...
The place where my mum lives has a good solution - not sure if it is commonplace- the internal fire doors are permanently open but close automatically when trigger events happen. No doubt an expensive solution though.
All those posts you made, where you quoted me and called me a troll or put a troll gif are unconnected, then?
You really are a retard, clutching at straws.
Yarp...Thats how they're designed to work, but these were standard hinged and supposedly permanently closed and not automatic,
unless you include a free complimentary booting in.
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