richard
Cool as a Cucumber
This is the story Rinderceller and her sugly isters.Rinderceller and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.Rinderceller worked very hard frubbing sloors,emptying poss pits and shivelling shot.At the end of the day she was nucking fackered.The sugly isters were bugly astards, one was called Betty Swallocksand the other was called Mary Hinge and were forrible huckers.They had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball but the cotten runts would not let Rinderceller go.Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her gairy fod mother appeared whose name was Shairy Hithole.She was a light lucking fesbian.She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge barriage and six dandy ronkies with buge hollocks and dig bicks.The gairy fodmother told Rinderceller she had to be back by midnight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.At the ball Rinderceller was Dancing with the pransome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve miste all crucking fighty cried Rinderceller and she ran out barse over ollocks and dropped her slass glipper.The next day the pransome hince knocked on Rinderceller's door and the sugly isters let him in.SuddenlyBetty Swallockslifted her leg and let out a fig bart,who's fust jarted said the pransome hince.When the stinking brown cloud had lifted he tried the glipper on both sugly isterswithout success and their feet stucking funk.Betty Swallocks was ducking fistgusted and gave the pransome hince a nick in the knackers.This was not difficult because he had a dig bick and a hig bardon.He triedthe glipper on Rinderceller and it fitted pucking ferfectly.Rinderceller and the hince lived in lucking fuxury and Rinderceller lived with a follen swanny and lived appily hever after.