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It s dull and miserable down here in the affluent south.
predictable post by Derek on the way……..
predictable post by Derek on the way……..
WrongI'm dull and miserable down here in the effluent south.
predictable post by Derek on the way……..
Do you honestly believe I have nothing better to do than post disparaging (but truthful) posts about dull miserable southerners living in the dull miserable south?It s dull and miserable down here in the affluent south.
predictable post by Derek on the way……..
Got a negative PCR result
got the clippers out on head and beard.
living the dream.
got the clippers out on head and beard.
living the dream.
Taking the grandkids to Tinytots Rugby. I fully expect them to be selected for the next British Lions tour within the first five minutes.
Did the flat-track experience at Buxton Ride and Skid it.
Stopped overnight at a ski lift. Saw several crashed cars at the side of the mountain roads. Then annoyed a traffic cop in Andorra la Vella directing traffic. I stopped at a zebra crossing to allow a woman to cross, he was having none of it and gesticulated and whistled (yes he had a referee’s whistle in his gob) for me to GO despite me wanting her to cross over. Nope she had to wait. Then I took the wrong exit at the border and got stopped by Guardia Civil and they partially inspected the MH - well I had to open the crockery cupboard, wtf? Then waved on, along way ahead of all the cars in the correct lane - I must try it again 
Successfully passed my medical in work - I'm OK for another year
Hard to kill a bad thing, my father always saidSuccessfully passed my medical in work - I'm OK for another year
Booked a drive through PCR test
No appropriate pictures, so the question has to be asked: did the woman waiting to cross the road have big tits?Stopped overnight at a ski lift. Saw several crashed cars at the side of the mountain roads. Then annoyed a traffic cop in Andorra la Vella directing traffic. I stopped at a zebra crossing to allow a woman to cross, he was having none of it and gesticulated and whistled (yes he had a referee’s whistle in his gob) for me to GO despite me wanting her to cross over. Nope she had to wait. Then I took the wrong exit at the border and got stopped by Guardia Civil and they partially inspected the MH - well I had to open the crockery cupboard, wtf? Then waved on, along way ahead of all the cars in the correct lane - I must try it again
Why have you the carcass of a sheep on your dashboard?Stopped overnight at a ski lift. Saw several crashed cars at the side of the mountain roads. Then annoyed a traffic cop in Andorra la Vella directing traffic. I stopped at a zebra crossing to allow a woman to cross, he was having none of it and gesticulated and whistled (yes he had a referee’s whistle in his gob) for me to GO despite me wanting her to cross over. Nope she had to wait. Then I took the wrong exit at the border and got stopped by Guardia Civil and they partially inspected the MH - well I had to open the crockery cupboard, wtf? Then waved on, along way ahead of all the cars in the correct lane - I must try it again
Oh, sheepspotter, so that's why you off to Wales so often....