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Cougar377

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First we have a bunch of so called "experts" claiming that obesity is a "disease".
Then we had another gaggle of "experts" stating that there is no problem with kids spending large amounts of time gawping at screens.
And to top it all... the Army punt out their "snowflakes" adverts.

FFS..... who the f*ck do they employ to churn out this garbage....?
 

Pow-Lo

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The same idiots that do tv adverts to big up the Singapore armed forces, most prolly. They have an advert shown regularly on tv out there that shows them rounding up terrorists in a fishing boat out in the Strait. They catch up with the fishing boat in two RIBs, which results in one RIB either side of the fishing boat with their BM aching guns trained on it. What these twats don’t seem to realise is that if they open fire, not only will they kill the “bad guys” but they’ll shred each other. Absolute fuckwits.
 

Cougar377

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The same idiots that do tv adverts to big up the Singapore armed forces, most prolly. They have an advert shown regularly on tv out there that shows them rounding up terrorists in a fishing boat out in the Strait. They catch up with the fishing boat in two RIBs, which results in one RIB either side of the fishing boat with their BM aching guns trained on it. What these twats don’t seem to realise is that if they open fire, not only will they kill the “bad guys” but they’ll shred each other. Absolute fuckwits.

It just wants someone in the fishing boat to shout "Fire..!" as they jump over the side....
 

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What happens when you shoot a hole in a RIB????
 

Jaws

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What happens when you shoot a hole in a RIB????
For most not a lot. they are are compartmentised and or self sealing.. Takes a very large puncture indeed to sing one !
 

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What happens when you shoot a hole in a RIB????
I suspect you might have to start bailing out a bit of water depending on the size of round fired, but essentially you'll still be floating.
 

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What happens when you shoot a hole in a RIB????
Depends if you hit a vital organ or not.

Surprisingly a bullet can pass through the majority of the human torso without causing fatal injury.

Not a lot of people know that.
 

Cougar377

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What happens when you shoot a hole in a RIB????

If the 2 sets of numpties either side have weapons levelled then they'll each cop a face full, so holes in the RIB's will more likely be holes in the ribs. :D
 

Pow-Lo

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If the 2 sets of numpties either side have weapons levelled then they'll each cop a face full, so holes in the RIB's will more likely be holes in the ribs. :D
The boom sticks in the advert look like they can shoot several hundred rounds per minute, so a couple of holes in the RIBs would be the least of their worries.
 

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Depends if you hit a vital organ or not.

Surprisingly a bullet can pass through the majority of the human torso without causing fatal injury.

Not a lot of people know that.
There are some unfortunate souls dribbling away in mental institutions who were previously unaware that putting a gun to the side of their heads is not a sure fire (boom boom!) way of killing themselves. The bullet can strike the skull plate, divert and just take out enough brain to turn them into a cabbage. It can also track around the head and come out the other side causing not much damage at all, thus leaving a very perplexed (and prolly half deaf) would-be suicide victim.

Not a lot of people know that either.
 

Cougar377

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On the back of the new recruitment posters, the Army unveils it's revised entrance exam....


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