Dog pooh - true story

[Aidey]

Last Saturday I was in Belgium with my wife on a short break, you know the sort of thing. I went for the European culture and my missus went for the cheap booze.

Anyhow, on this particular morning, about 10.00, we were in the town of Sint Nicklaus, not far from Antwerp. We were walking down their main street, and there was just in front of us, a man with a little dog, breed unknown, but wouldnt have made a decent snack for my cat. Its a continental thing.

Anyhow, he had a piece of toilet paper in his hand, and I thought he was bending down to pick up a bit of dog pooh that the little thing had just done.



But, no he didnt.





What he did was....


















bend down with the paper.....

























lift up the dogs tail....





























and wipe its arse with the paper!







I tell you, my wife and I just cried with laughing.

 

[derek kelly]

Our four cats are very clever, whenever they have a poo they bury it themselves.

 

[Aidey]

My cat does the same. Then he licks his arse clean. Doesnt need to be waited on hand or foot..... or arse :}

 

[derek kelly]

My cat does the same. Then he licks his arse clean. Doesnt need to be waited on hand or foot..... or arse :}

But does your cat use a shovel?

 

[Aidey]

No


















My neighbour does

 

[derek kelly]

No
My neighbour does

What on? the poo or the cat?

 

[Aidey]

THe pooh. Then he covers it in piri-piri sauce and invites his neighbour round for tea.


Its a strange place, Bath, where I live

 

[Pugwash]

The best way to stop cats shitting in your garden is to get a cat.

 

[ianrobbo1]

I can never understand why these "dog" owners think their dogs love em!!! how can they think that when the dog has a shit licks it's arse clean then starts slobbering all over the "owners" face! uke:

 

[Aidey]

You are just not very sentimental are you Ian?

 

[derek kelly]

Its a strange place, Bath, where I live

Do your neighbours live in the sink then? :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

I can never understand why these "dog" owners think their dogs love em!!! how can they think that when the dog has a shit licks it's arse clean then starts slobbering all over the "owners" face! uke:

A dog will lick someones face as an act of accepting that you are top dog, they are accepting that you are superior to them, this stems from their time way back when they ran wild, the Alpha male would have the first pickings at the food, the other dogs would then lick the mouth of the Alpha male to get any scraps of food, other pack animals still do this.

 

[ianrobbo1]

A dog will lick someones face as an act of accepting that you are top dog, they are accepting that you are superior to them, this stems from their time way back when they ran wild, the Alpha male would have the first pickings at the food, the other dogs would then lick the mouth of the Alpha male to get any scraps of food, other pack animals still do this.

so the next time your dog licks your face and that of your children after licking it's shitty arse, you know the diseases that it may be passing on are a "sign of respect"!!! yeah right!! :}
Aidey M8, I'm not bothered by stuff like that!! I've seen enough "hypocrisy" when I was a grave digger,!! :dunno:

 

[Aidey]

So Ian, are you saying that you buried loads of people who died as a result of their dogs licking their faces after licking their arses?

 

[ianrobbo1]

I didn't say I buried people after dogs had licked their arses!! :dunno: how would I know if they had been "licked" before they died?? :dunno: I only buried them, and they were already dead!! g0551p

 

[derek kelly]

I only buried them, and they were already dead!!

I should hope they were.

 

[gerryc]

Ian haven't you seen Trainspotting its official cats are more deadly than smack!

Toxoplasmosiswhatsit and all that

 

[Centaur]

Dog's saliva is antiseptic

Old country saying; "if you get a cut,let your dog lick it" Note I said CUT! Had a Westie once and yup it needed it's arse wiping unless one kept the hair well trimmed. Best is a Labrador. Never needs wiping and can't lick it's ass! Does lick other parts though...

















































But then who doesn't! :lick: or maybe uke:

 

[Fat Bert]

Alternatively

The best way to stop cats shitting in your garden is to get a cat.

Buy a gun!!

Guaranteed to stop the feckers shitting in your garden :bang: :bang: :bang:

 

[Inspector]

Hey Aidey

Next time you are over, give us a shout and we can go for a beer or three and I can introduce you to Lumpy's favorite bar :beer: