Doctors!!

[ianrobbo1]

Bert goes into his doctors, and says "doc" every time I look in the mirror when I'm nude, I get a hard on,!! why??
"doctor says" cos you look like an arsehole, :}

 

[Duck n Dive]

Why aren't you out in the garden sweeping up leaves and working pounds off from lunch...

 

[ianrobbo1]

Why aren't you out in the garden sweeping up leaves and working pounds off from lunch...

I've had a look back and I'm sure the "doc" didnt say that!!! :dunno:

 

[Duck n Dive]

Bert goes into his doctors, and says "doc" every time I fart it comes out my arse as "honda".
Doc says "ahhhh.... you have an arse abcess".
Puzzled Bert says "never heard of it".
Doc "surely you've heard an abscess makes the fart go Honda"?:cry:

Doc also says ; oy Ian sweep those leaves up!!!
:}

Are you sure you know what the doc said..... psssst.. it's a conspiracy! :-:

 

[derek kelly]

Are you sure the Doctor didn't say......

































show us that photo Ian??