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tootyfluti

Head in the Clouds
has a new member :}

Still waiting for the RAC, ssh though, don`t say I told you will you :} :} :}
 
R

R2B2

Guest
Awwwww nooooooooooo.......

Frustrating aint it? Take it it's HB and not yyourself from what you say. Give him my sympathies.

Might take some of the heat off me now!!
 

tootyfluti

Head in the Clouds
Yep it`s HB, can`t even offer any moral support whilst he waits for the RAC cos monkeys sick with an ear infection and needs to stay out f the cold!!

:} :}
Mind you I did say I treat him to a chinky chuckaway when he gets back!!
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL

and aint he gonna get some stick over this?

FAO Sausage Rob - the heats OFF you for a while
 

Codbasher

Registered User
Diesel? In a Blackbird.

Thats a no no aint it............

Surely it would not run.........


And you would have to call out the AA/RAC. Nooooooo no one would do such a silly thing as mistake a Green for a Black nozzle, esp as forecourts are so well lit.......

Anyone that did that would deserve the :wank: smiley would'nt they??


































Hopes and preys I never make that mistake!!!
 

Allan

Registered User
I cant believe anyone would be so feckin stupid as to put diesel into a petrol driven machine?:wank:


Buzz



That ought to get the message home... :lol:
 

Hornblower

Registered Users
Anybody want to swap four gallons of Diesel with just a splash of petrol in for some petrol!!!!!!!!!!!! :bang:
The only problem now is I've only got four petrol cannisters,they are full of diesel and I've got nothing to put some soddin petrol in to fill the bird up. Looks like iI will have to but yet annother petrol can. :xm
 
R

R2B2

Guest
Got a space heater in yer new garage Andy?

At what point did you realise it was diesel you'd put in??
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
oops!! hope you DIDNT start it Andy!!! :dunno: never mind m8, at least you've saved on the fuel home and got a "chinkey" out of "the dragon" :rolleyes:





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did I REALLY write "dragon"??? :eek: :}
 

Centaur

Site Pedant
Club Sponsor
Dragon?????? Toots?????

Fook me Robbo....I'll help Toots to give you the hot dragon's breath! :eek:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
I once did it the other way around. Pulled into the garage in my Peugeot 205, running on fumes. First pump (unleaded) was being worked on, but no problem, thinks I, there's another unleaded pump. Opens petrol cap with bloody great sticker inside it, fills tank to brimming from nice green pump.

Puts petrol cap back on, gets purse out of car, sudden flash of brain action interrupts the reverie, OH SHIT my car's a diesel!! Only had it 2 years!
Bloody good job I realised before I tried to start it............%$fan .

Oh well, the Kemble fire crew got a good laugh out of it, along with a tankful of unleaded to fuel their pyromania!
 
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