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Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by derek kelly, Nov 7, 2019.

  1. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Just heard that ex son in law went to Barnsley hospital last night & they’ve rushed him to Hallamshire for an emergency MRI, hopefully whatever he has will be very painful & cause him a slow agonising death.
     
  2. slim63

    slim63 Never surrender Club Sponsor

    Do I detect a little bit of anger there Derek ?
     
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  3. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    You can tell that just from a couple of lines?
     
  4. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    And I detect a certain amount of wishful thinking. All in two lines.
     
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  5. slim63

    slim63 Never surrender Club Sponsor

    Its just an inkling :)

    Seriously after seeing some of the stuff you have posted before I cant blame you mate, I would most definitely feel the same
     
  6. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    As a father I have always been proud of being there for my children & guiding & protecting them, it really rankles with me that I have been powerless to do anything, I have laid awake thinking of ways of torturing & killing him, I feel a rage everytime he pulls up in his BMW to pick his kids up, I just want to smash his smug face, the thing is I wouldn’t stop.
    News of his demise would give me the greatest of pleasure.
     
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  7. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    Got your alibi ready, just in case he does....? ;)
     
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  8. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Update,
    He was spreading the story that he had a herniated disc in his spine, we have since discovered from an unnamed source, he has taken something to enhance his sex life & had a reaction, his penis swelled up & he was in so much pain he was crying in the hospital, apparently all the nurses were finding excuses to come & look at “Donkey Dick” as they christened him, he has only just returned to work.
     
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  9. Malone

    Malone Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    Did they kill the pain and leave the swelling?
     
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  10. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Should have killed him.
     

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