Now you've done it.Ekky thump lads be careful or you will end up overrun by haggis & they are a right bugger to catch on t' moors
Insulting the indigenous peeps of jockanese land.
Now you've done it.Ekky thump lads be careful or you will end up overrun by haggis & they are a right bugger to catch on t' moors
As if I would be so cruel to someone who thinks its a good idea to paint his arse blue, they have enough problems right there without me chipping inNow you've done it.
Insulting the indigenous peeps of jockanese land.
edited for the purposes of accuracyI’d stand out like a sore thumb, the only time I’d go to Lankyshite would be for a missionary.
Nah mate easy as chips, gotta no weer to set t’trapsEkky thump lads be careful or you will end up overrun by haggis & they are a right bugger to catch on t' moors
Invasion postponed until such time as he takes that feckin' jacket off.....As if I would be so cruel to someone who thinks its a good idea to paint his arse blue, they have enough problems right there without me chipping in
Anyway you lot are there to provide a buffer if they get their skirts in a twist
You canna resist a fancy dandy.Invasion postponed until such time as he takes that feckin' jacket off.....
Corrected for ya.You canna resist a fanny dandy.
You would and you know it, but i would'nt let ya...cause i is still innocent...Big boy!Corrected for ya.
You mean you were innocent. Now you walk like a pissed John Wayne.You would and you know it, but i would'nt let ya...cause i is still innocent...Big boy!
The hell i do!You mean you were innocent. Now you walk like a pissed John Wayne.
Never seen a pissed duck....but I imagine you would have to get it very pissed to do that to it.John wayne walked like a duck with a hot poker up it’s jacksie when he wasn’t pissed.
When a mate of mine on HMS Hermes was based in Malta, one of his oppos bought a duck at a market, he thought it would be a good idea to take it drinking with him, apparently it used to get violent when it was sober.Never seen a pissed duck....but I imagine you would have to get it very pissed to do that to it.
The duck or the matelot....?When a mate of mine on HMS Hermes was based in Malta, one of his oppos bought a duck at a market, he thought it would be a good idea to take it drinking with him, apparently it used to get violent when it was sober.
On the edge of a cliff??You've been shown the correct way to shag sheep
Ever seen a ewe backing up a hill?On the edge of a cliff??
Only when it saw you coming after it.Ever seen a ewe backing up a hill?