Now you've done it.Ekky thump lads be careful or you will end up overrun by haggis & they are a right bugger to catch on t' moors
Insulting the indigenous peeps of jockanese land.
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Insulting the indigenous peeps of jockanese land.
As if I would be so cruel to someone who thinks its a good idea to paint his arse blue, they have enough problems right there without me chipping in
Anyway you lot are there to provide a buffer if they get their skirts in a twist
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Nah mate easy as chips, gotta no weer to set t’trapsEkky thump lads be careful or you will end up overrun by haggis & they are a right bugger to catch on t' moors
Invasion postponed until such time as he takes that feckin' jacket off.....As if I would be so cruel to someone who thinks its a good idea to paint his arse blue, they have enough problems right there without me chipping in
Anyway you lot are there to provide a buffer if they get their skirts in a twist
You canna resist a fancy dandy.
Corrected for ya.You canna resist a fanny dandy.
Corrected for ya.
You would and you know it, but i would'nt let ya...cause i is still innocent...Big boy!
You mean you were innocent. Now you walk like a pissed John Wayne.
The hell i do!You mean you were innocent. Now you walk like a pissed John Wayne.
John wayne walked like a duck with a hot poker up it’s jacksie when he wasn’t pissed.
Never seen a pissed duck....but I imagine you would have to get it very pissed to do that to it.
When a mate of mine on HMS Hermes was based in Malta, one of his oppos bought a duck at a market, he thought it would be a good idea to take it drinking with him, apparently it used to get violent when it was sober.
The duck or the matelot....?
On the edge of a cliff??
Ever seen a ewe backing up a hill?
Only when it saw you coming after it.
Better to jump than suffer the abuse yet again....