Daughters

[andyBeaker]

More than once I have felt grateful that I had a son as I’m not sure I could cope with a daughter.

While sat in the car outside Morrison’s today a number of young ladies walked by wearing next to nothing. One in particular had cut off jeans and a halter top thing that you would struggle to make half a dozen face masks from the pair of them Combined.

It would drive me nuts as a parent and there would be many an argument.

 

[ogr1]

This thread needs pic's.

 

[andyBeaker]

This thread needs pic's.

It really doesn’t, trust me…but that’s not the point.

 

[sr71caspar]

I would be more concerned with the dirty old man ogling my daughters from his car.

 

[Malone]

There was one similar to that I saw waiting for a bus, all tattoos, piercings, and a matching tag on the ankle - said it all really.

 

[derek kelly]

I have two daughters, neither gave us a moment’s worry over their attire.

 

[Me!]

I have two daughters, neither gave us a moment’s worry over their attire.

Likewise. Plenty of worries tho

 

[Squag1]

One evening daughter was dossing about so I suggested going down the road to go bowling.

She was wearing a short grey tartan skirt, heavy flecked wooly walking socks, Doc Martins about half way up to her knee,
ring through her nose, various "climbers" on her ears. Possibly some odd hair colour.

I wouldn't walk down the road with you dressed like that"
That being, ordinary trousers, maybe Chinos with sandals and socks.

 

[Malone]

Not socks with sandals! What did you expect?

 

[Centaur]

With a boy you have only one willy to worry about. With a girl you have to worry about every willy in town. Allegedly.

 

[Cougar377]

 

[Pow-Lo]

One evening daughter was dossing about so I suggested going down the road to go bowling.

She was wearing a short grey tartan skirt, heavy flecked wooly walking socks, Doc Martins about half way up to her knee,
ring through her nose, various "climbers" on her ears. Possibly some odd hair colour.

I wouldn't walk down the road with you dressed like that"
That being, ordinary trousers, maybe Chinos with sandals and socks.

I’m not surprised she wouldn’t walk down the road with you. The only fashion crime more heinous than socks and sandals is the combover.

 

[Squag1]

I’m not surprised she wouldn’t walk down the road with you. The only fashion crime more heinous than socks and sandals is the combover.

I don't think barefoot in sandals under ordinary trousers looks good either.

 

[Squag1]

I’m not surprised she wouldn’t walk down the road with you. The only fashion crime more heinous than socks and sandals is the combover.

Nothing to combover

 

[Minkey]

The reason men worry about their daughters is that they know how they behaved at that age, do as I say and not what I did

 

[Squag1]

The reason men worry about their daughters is that they know how they behaved at that age, do as I say and not what I did

I have a question.
Well actually I don't......

 

[marlin vs]

 

[slim63]

I had 3 daughters the younger twins caused no problem at all but the eldest caused many a bruised knuckle and a couple of broken toes by picking the wrong lad .... fecking nightmare for a few years from 15 to 20 ish, thankfully she has her head screwed on a bit better now as I am getting a bit old for that shit

 

[Me!]

I don't think barefoot in sandals under ordinary trousers looks good either.

Says the man who
A) wears white leathers
B) Thinks I am awesome.

 

[Squag1]

Says the man who
A) wears white leathers
B) Thinks I am awesome.

You're mixing me up with the shepherd