Cyclops sues MacDonalds~~

[fat bert]

It's not lippy Foxy ~~~~

it's Amateur Pete and Photoshop using the new font he created

 

[Wolfie]

nah def lippy can see the smudges!!! :m :m

 

[petrosc]

Wolverine

My wife just asked the same question....

I don't believe it....

But I bet he won't tell...any money....

But Kate uses the same colour:}

 

[Wolfie]

yep thats the one perfect match.


she also wants to know is it waterproof?? and does it keep the lips moist??/

 

[fat bert]

see what I mean??

phooking amateurs

He can't use Photoshop
He can't ride a bike without falling off
He can't cook Kebabs properly

He's about as interesting as these.......................

 

[petrosc]

Wolverine

I can't answer this one.....

Fat Berts mouth and lips (so they tell me) are always moist....
but where he puts them???????

Restrain mysel here....

Thats his sofa!!!!!!!

 

[richard]

ummm likes to dribble

 

[fat bert]

Correct Pete~~

Thats his sofa!!!!!!!

and it's also my bloody cleaning lady!!!

 

[petrosc]

And

What a cleaning lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did you convince Jane???????:lick:

 

[fat bert]

and what did she find~~

Kebab Mans lost wallet

He lost it at out New Years Eve Party

Money inside?? You bet - it was full of old guineas and Italian lire

 

[petrosc]

If she had

found my wallet she wouldn't be working for you any more...

She'd be living it up in Rio.

Matter of fact: Couldn't understand why I was getting a dead leg whilst driving my car..Used to happen all the time.
Moved my wallet from back right hand pocket..Problem solved..:}

Fatious Bebertious:f

 

[fat bert]

and for those who haven't read it before~~~~~

BOING :} :} :}

 

[Hank H]

It appears that Cyclops...........

is indeed a very unlucky person

Makes for interesting and funny reading though

Why "Cyclops" - has he only got one eye?

 

[richard]

yup he sure has and the bloody thing keeps falling out when he gets a whack from behind....






good job he can catch

 

[Hank H]

You can't be serious Richard?

Driving in the UK with the sight of only one eye is illegal [that includes patches]

 

[Cyclops]

For fooks sake

dont go telling everyone or I will get me drivers liecence revoked:B :B


PS I too sell propane and propane accersories

 

[CoolBikeRider]

Jeez Hank..............

You talkin through a hole in yer botty today...................

Its fine to drive with a glass eye, one eye or a patch, providing you can pass the standard eye test required by DSA.

Well that is as long as you put the patch over the bad eye not the other

 

[richard]

Sell propane Shure its not methane...........




:} :} :}

 

[Fat Bert]

Oi Hornblower

Do you mean this thread?

ROFL!!!!!!!

 

[Coggy]

sad but true story.

Cyclops and myself rode down to see JAWS today.

On the way back we stopped ~ MacDonalds [like you do] for another coffee...another pi$$ stop...oh and a burger whilst we were there!!

Cyclops duly announced that before riding off into the sunset, he'd better "pop to the loo" - once again - just to make sure he didn't get caught out!

30 minutes passed before he re-appeared.

Considerable muttering and cursing ensued.

Apparantly, he'd decided to try out the new high-level urinals.

Being 6'2" tall the normal ones are to low down to aim accurately when you're that tall [I wouldn't know] and aiming accurately in full one-piece leathers isn't the easiest thing in the world to do.

So..........................

on full-extent tippy-toes, he unzips the full leather suit - sorts out the leather from the "boxers" - aims - and proceeds to wee wee.

Now when you're as incontinent as Cyclops it does take a little while for "Full Flow" to be achieved.

After a couple of seconds, apparently the high-level urinal shot a measured dose of lubricant over his member.

"Thank you - that will come in handy later" he mutters thinking it was a shot of Johnson Baby Lotion.

Five seconds later there is copious screaming and wailing as from the top of the urinal bowl shoots 3 gallons of piping hot water all over his "meat and two veg"

The daft sod has tried to have a pi$$ in the new automated HAND WASHING facility recently installed in all MacDonalds lavvies!!!

To add insult to injury............the damm thing then tried to blow-dry his bell-end

As he rightly pointed out - there isn't a sign that says "For Hand Washing Only" - how was he to know it wasn't a urinal???

Another classic episode of Cyclops ability to self-inflict pain !!!!!

Classic
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