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fat bert
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sad but true story.
Cyclops and myself rode down to see JAWS today.
On the way back we stopped ~ MacDonalds [like you do] for another coffee...another pi$$ stop...oh and a burger whilst we were there!!
Cyclops duly announced that before riding off into the sunset, he'd better "pop to the loo" - once again - just to make sure he didn't get caught out!
30 minutes passed before he re-appeared.
Considerable muttering and cursing ensued.
Apparantly, he'd decided to try out the new high-level urinals.
Being 6'2" tall the normal ones are to low down to aim accurately when you're that tall [I wouldn't know] and aiming accurately in full one-piece leathers isn't the easiest thing in the world to do.
So..........................
on full-extent tippy-toes, he unzips the full leather suit - sorts out the leather from the "boxers" - aims - and proceeds to wee wee.
Now when you're as incontinent as Cyclops it does take a little while for "Full Flow" to be achieved.
After a couple of seconds, apparently the high-level urinal shot a measured dose of lubricant over his member.
"Thank you - that will come in handy later" he mutters thinking it was a shot of Johnson Baby Lotion.
Five seconds later there is copious screaming and wailing as from the top of the urinal bowl shoots 3 gallons of piping hot water all over his "meat and two veg"
The daft sod has tried to have a pi$$ in the new automated HAND WASHING facility recently installed in all MacDonalds lavvies!!!
To add insult to injury............the damm thing then tried to blow-dry his bell-end
As he rightly pointed out - there isn't a sign that says "For Hand Washing Only" - how was he to know it wasn't a urinal???
Another classic episode of Cyclops ability to self-inflict pain !!!!!
Cyclops and myself rode down to see JAWS today.
On the way back we stopped ~ MacDonalds [like you do] for another coffee...another pi$$ stop...oh and a burger whilst we were there!!
Cyclops duly announced that before riding off into the sunset, he'd better "pop to the loo" - once again - just to make sure he didn't get caught out!
30 minutes passed before he re-appeared.
Considerable muttering and cursing ensued.
Apparantly, he'd decided to try out the new high-level urinals.
Being 6'2" tall the normal ones are to low down to aim accurately when you're that tall [I wouldn't know] and aiming accurately in full one-piece leathers isn't the easiest thing in the world to do.
So..........................
on full-extent tippy-toes, he unzips the full leather suit - sorts out the leather from the "boxers" - aims - and proceeds to wee wee.
Now when you're as incontinent as Cyclops it does take a little while for "Full Flow" to be achieved.
After a couple of seconds, apparently the high-level urinal shot a measured dose of lubricant over his member.
"Thank you - that will come in handy later" he mutters thinking it was a shot of Johnson Baby Lotion.
Five seconds later there is copious screaming and wailing as from the top of the urinal bowl shoots 3 gallons of piping hot water all over his "meat and two veg"
The daft sod has tried to have a pi$$ in the new automated HAND WASHING facility recently installed in all MacDonalds lavvies!!!
To add insult to injury............the damm thing then tried to blow-dry his bell-end
As he rightly pointed out - there isn't a sign that says "For Hand Washing Only" - how was he to know it wasn't a urinal???
Another classic episode of Cyclops ability to self-inflict pain !!!!!
