Reminds me of Del Boy being asked what sort of rice he wanted with his curry in The Star of Bengal...his answer 'Uncle Ben's'.
Brilliant!
As a bald man I find this offensive.feathers in their hair.
Buy a syrup, slap head.As a bald man I find this offensive.
That's right, give him a good wiggingAs a bald man I find this offensive.
I don't think we gel'd.That's right, give him a good wigging
Correction.I don't think we gelded him.