You'll like this Christmas

[ogr1]

shopping....How not to.
Week before crimbo.
Decided to drag the Mrs downtown
for a nice prezzy..I hate shopping.
Got up early to avoid the chaos.
Walked around for an hour, had a row
got busy, got even more busy, I got paranoid and just wanted to feck it all off...
Finally decided she wanted some perfume, but couldn't remember what it was called?
Debenhams it was and perfume testers everywhere. Mmmm, which one?
Me, "Is it this?".... Reply....."No!"
"What about this?"...."Noo!"
"This?"..."Nooooooooo!"
Last attempt to redeem myself.
I picked up a tester gave it a squirt and
it slapped her right in the eye...Oh feck!
Christmas shopping was cancelled with immediate effect, silence in the car.
I'm a tw@t and everyone hates me.
Bah feckin humbug!

 

[slim63]

Sorry I shouldn't laugh but that really is funny, nearly swallowed my fag reading that

 

[ogr1]

Sorry I shouldn't laugh but that really is funny, nearly swallowed my fag reading that

She saw the funny side afterwards through one red bloodshot eye...lol.

 

[slim63]

She saw the funny side afterwards through one red bloodshot eye...lol.

My missus wanted a cheap second hand pushbike for one of her Christmas presents so I found her one, took her to look at it & paid for it then got in the car & left her to ride it home, I don't think she was overly impressed

 

[jeffa]

Me and Mrs have all we want, we talked about what we would like for Christmas at the begining of November. both of us coudnt give a clue or ask for a particular item. solution was neither of us got each other anything. No suprise to each other, no card, agreed before hand no problems. I did in the past look forward to waking up with a full sack and with the help of Mrs empty it on to the top of the Duvet

 

[ogr1]

Me and Mrs have all we want, we talked about what we would like for Christmas at the begining of November. both of us coudnt give a clue or ask for a particular item. solution was neither of us got each other anything. No suprise to each other, no card, agreed before hand no problems.

I did in the past look forward to waking up with a full sack and with the help of Mrs empty it on to the top of the Duvet

Have you no shame!....ROFL

 

[Jaws]

I did in the past look forward to waking up with a full sack and with the help of Mrs empty it on to the top of the Duvet

There is an image I am gonna find hard to shift !!

Dirty boy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Squag1]

There is an image I am gonna find hard to shift !!

Dirty boy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trust you, pervert