And carry it around your waist for a while too.
He told me "my bike jacket shrank over Christmas"
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He told me "my bike jacket shrank over Christmas"
ianrobbo1
good looking AND modest
Wrong, my brother was a London Bus driver, he and his workmates have been using that expression for years and it actually "comes out" better with a southern accent.
Well when I was on HMS Hermes we had to marry up the machinery for the transmitters & receivers, this had to be done at bang on midnight, there was a Radio Supervisor from Cornwall who used to stand over us with his watch & if we pressed the button before he told us to he would shout “no,no,no, Pig’s tail” pigs tail=twirly
Over 45 years in the RN
The chocolate ones???
Over 46 years in banking
Bet your bell end looks like a blind cobblers thumb. Lol.
Obviously crap at it then? I retired at 47 and steered well clear of banking as a profession.
Happily we have manoeuvred it so that me and Mrs Beaker are at home alone over Xmas for the first time since 1981.
And I will be making Xmas dinner for the first time.
Mrs B is very, very happy with the prospect.
And I will be making Xmas dinner for the first time.
Mrs B is very, very happy with the prospect.
Because there will be no witnesses to your 'accident'?
Hope it turns out better than your DIY