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So Mo gets in from shopping.. I say I have to go to tescos ( which is the other end of the town.. )

Oh no... You wanna leave it for a couple of hours.. Woman in Sainburys said there has been a massive accident on the tescos slip road.. So many vehicles they have had to call out the army to shift the big stuff..

Feck it thinks me,, I will go anyway.. Always get to it round the back doubles,,,

So I pop along only to find.....


A car had rammed an army land rover up the bum while it was waiting to pull out.. Impact speed 5 to 10 mph according the single bloke with a broom sweeping up some broken glass !!
 
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