• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

Cheeseball Chickenchunks

Quiney

Registered User
Laugh a little ---------

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not
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Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult- my friend in Utah is a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Well..............

I now wish to be officially known as..............

Crusty Gizzardsquirt !!!!!!!!:} :} :}
 
X

XXLarge

Guest
Dorkey Girdlebrain


Wah hey

:neenaw:
 
C

chimes

Guest
John....What a laugh !
Read the thread about 20 minutes ago,only just stopped laughing !!!
My new buisness card is being re printed as we speak.Bye Bye Simon Orr...hello PINKY GIZZARD BUNS.
Debbie quite likes her new i.d LUMPY APPLE BREATH !
:}
 
R

R2B2

Guest
Believe it or not...

... mine comes out as

"Lumpy Wafflebrain"!!

Well.... I wonder what comments THAT will bring, LMFAO

Anything Mac????
 

AV8TOR

Sponsor
:lol: :lol: We all loved it:}

Av = Zippy Girdlehumperdink:yo:
Mrs Av = Zippy Gigglesprinkels:k So suits her
 

birdinflight

Registered User
Well I always new it.......................

CHIM-CHIM BUBBLEBUTT:}

It does have a certain ring of truth about it..................:blush:
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
Cheesy Bananasniffer !!
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
now dont laugh

:rolleyes: :} Mr Zippy Bubble Brain:blush:
awright awright!!!! it's not that funny,:rolleyes:
 
F

fat bert

Guest
No matter how I try~~~~

Mines comes out as
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.Sheep Shagger Extraordinaire!

Am I doing something wrong?????????????
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
TEE HEE HEE

I must say that it did make me chuckle....
I am now CHEESEBALL CHICKENCHUNKS along with Mr Q

:lol: :lol: My other half is a comical PINKY GIZZARDFANNY :lol:
extremely suitable for her...... :}
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
MURT

Thats a change from your usual one of
CRUSTY GUSSETSNIFFER or GIMPY SADDLESNIFFER :lol:
 
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