What the ? Charities

[Cougar377]

Today I've received my 6th begging letter from a charity, since the New Year.
What fecks me off is that they're not asking for donations...oh no, they want me to remember them in my will.

I wouldn't mind so much, but I feel fine.

Do they know something I don't...?

 

[ogr1]

They know your a tight twad.

 

[Cougar377]

They know your a tight twad.

Make yer feckin' mind up.... "tight twat" or "tight wad".

 

[ogr1]

Make yer feckin' mind up.... "tight twat" or "tight wad".

I covered myself...i.e. twad = plural.

 

[slim63]

Today I've received my 6th begging letter from a charity, since the New Year.
What fecks me off is that they're not asking for donations...oh no, they want me to remember them in my will.

I wouldn't mind so much, but I feel fine.

Do they know something I don't...?

You mean you don't know I thought it was common knowledge as we have all been taking about your affliction for 6 months

 

[derek kelly]

That’s the trouble with charities, we used to donate to a wildlife charity, one of these where you adopt a Lion & they send you a cuddly toy & updates, the donation started at £6 a month but with the six month update came a form for me to up my contributions, I ignored it but kept getting begging letters from them until I finally cancelled all contributions & returned the cuddly toy.

 

[Cougar377]

You mean you don't know I thought it was common knowledge as we have all been taking about your affliction for 6 months

Hey.... I told you to say nowt to anyone. Wankers crap is very painful when you've had it that long.

 

[Cougar377]

I covered myself...i.e. twad = plural.

Wrong. The plural is "twaddles".

 

[Pow-Lo]

They know your a tight twad.

He’s a skirt-wearing, porridge chomper. Goes with the territory.

 

[Squag1]

Hey.... I told you to say nowt to anyone. Wankers crap is very painful when you've had it that long.

Cramp maybe
"had it that long" you boasting again

 

[ogr1]

Wrong. The plural is "twaddles".

Nope..That's jockanese.

 

[Cougar377]

He’s a skirt-wearing, porridge chomper. Goes with the territory.

I prefer the phrase "porridgewog"..... it really confuses the Woke Brigade.

And for the last time....it's a kilt. It's called that because that's what happened to the last lowland mong who took the piss. They were KILT...!

 

[ogr1]

I prefer the phrase "porridgewog"..... it really confuses the Woke Brigade.

And for the last time....it's a kilt. It's called that because that's what happened to the last lowland mong who took the piss. They were KILT...!

That's because you lot surrendered facing backwards on a very windy day, which lifted yer skirts up..
and the rest is erm...too feckin weird to contemplate.

 

[slim63]

That's because you lot surrendered facing backwards on a very windy day, which lifted yer skirts up..
and the rest is erm...too feckin weird to contemplate.

Spat my coffee & burnt myself on me roll up

 

[Cougar377]

That's because you lot surrendered facing backwards on a very windy day, which lifted yer skirts up..
and the rest is erm...too feckin weird to contemplate.

Have you not seen Carry On Up The Kyber..? We Jocks are ALL "Devils in Skirts".

So if you don't want to be slapped in the face by a full set of tartan coloured low flying meat and two veg I'd "haud yer wheesht laddie".

 

[ogr1]

Have you not seen Carry On Up The Kyber..? We Jocks are ALL "Devils in Skirts".

So if you don't want to be slapped in the face by a full set of tartan coloured low flying meat and two veg I'd "haud yer wheesht laddie".

Up the kyber...I was thinking about that too.

 

[Cougar377]

Up the kyber...I was thinking about that too.

Is that what they call it up your way..?

 

[ogr1]

Is that what they call it up your way..?

Down the Khyber...we're lower lands.

 

[Cougar377]

Down the Khyber...we're lower lands.

I'll Pass on that.

 

[ogr1]

I'll Pass on that.

Khyber pass?