Carol Kirkwod

[Pow-Lo]

See, its an age thing.. with my mentality set firmly at 14 3/4 years old I reckon she is a babe with lovely biga-da-boom booms !

On the same page as me, John.

No doubt Karlos will deliver something a little more profound when he surfaces later :-0)

 

[karlos2000]

No.

No, no, no, no, no. Moose!

Sorry mate, Latino burds just do not do it for me. Penelope Cruz is another that men seem to rave over but I think she's a pig. Or should that be peeeeg. It's the accent as well, "Hey Meeester, cos I wurth eeeet!"

Sounds like Speedy fuckin Gonzalez with his nuts jammed in a mangle.

clearly we share some kind of genetic similarity. I couldn't shag a spick bird if you paid me and Greek birds are practically men.

 

[russ_fae_fyvie]

wibble..........

 

[Pow-Lo]

clearly we share some kind of genetic similarity. I couldn't shag a spick bird if you paid me and Greek birds are practically men.

Absolutely spot on. I think it's called an appreciation of attractive, sexy ladies with superior juggage. Or something.

Whereas Nick and Derek clearly belong in the Blue Oyster Bar

 

[Murt]

I like the 'Juggage' word. Will be using that.
Anyway...

Lets check the facts.
Female, Don't need a bag, Juggage, breathing.

Good for me!!

Murt.

 

[Pow-Lo]

I like the 'Juggage' word. Will be using that.
Anyway...

Lets check the facts.
Female, Don't need a bag, Juggage, breathing.

Good for me!!

Murt.

Thank you, kind sir.

You forgot backbone and pulse :-0)

 

[fivetide]

I haven't been to one but a meeting for this board sounds like it might resemble a Village People convention.

What's going on people? Cracking norks on it, plus I bet she's a bit naughty.

I'd leave it dripping like a George Foreman Grill.

5t.

 

[Pow-Lo]

I haven't been to one but a meeting for this board sounds like it might resemble a Village People convention.

What's going on people? Cracking norks on it, plus I bet she's a bit naughty.

I'd leave it dripping like a George Foreman Grill.

5t.

Yes indeed, starring Messrs. Kelly and Brett!

I'd leave it as wet as an otter's pocket and leaking like a knackered washing machine!

 

[Birdy_Blue]

Carol looks quite plain form the front, but when she turns sideways mmmmmmmmmm @tu*

 

[Pow-Lo]

Carol looks quite plain form the front, but when she turns sideways mmmmmmmmmm @tu*

Plain? Are you serious?

Maybe you should hook up with the other members of Village People. I hear Nick & Derek are looking for a cop and a construction worker

 

[Wolfie]

face it, you are lusting after a saggy, wash up trout, she has more bingo wings than les dawson, her tits would fall to the floor like a couple of football sock holding an apple in each one, her jowels make fat bert look normal, and droppy the dog would be proud of them, her nose is twisted more that brian moores, and she has funny ears. and she dresses frumpy

 

[americanexpress]

Maybe you could just accept that one man's meat is another man's poison, we don't all find the same women attractive do we??:-0)

 

[fivetide]

face it, you are lusting after a saggy, wash up trout, she has more bingo wings than les dawson, her tits would fall to the floor like a couple of football sock holding an apple in each one, her jowels make fat bert look normal, and droppy the dog would be proud of them, her nose is twisted more that brian moores, and she has funny ears. and she dresses frumpy

You protest too much.

You'd bang it like a barn door in a stiff wind. Admit it.

5t.

 

[Wolfie]

Lucy Verasamy much better and she is on a better program as well

 

[Barrie]

Maybe you could just accept that one man's meat is another man's poison, we don't all find the same women attractive do we??:-0)

The voice of common sense. I for one, not being a prude, find it distasteful to talk about women and what we would like to do with them in bar room banter terms.



Shit! am I getting old? Seriously though, any woman who has been lucky enough to share a bed with me can rest assured it will not be spoken about in derogatory term.

 

[Centaur]

The voice of common sense. I for one, not being a prude, find it distasteful to talk about women and what we would like to do with them in bar room banter terms.



Shit! am I getting old? Seriously though, any woman who has been lucky enough to share a bed with me can rest assured it will not be spoken about in derogatory term.

Just the one then Barrie!:-0)

 

[Nick Brett]

Yep Wolfies Lucy looks more like it. Far sexier than that other old minger. Which show is Lucy on?

 

[Wolfie]

Yep Wolfies Lucy looks more like it. Far sexier than that other old minger. Which show is Lucy on?

daybreak on the other side

 

[Pow-Lo]

face it, you are lusting after a saggy, wash up trout, she has more bingo wings than les dawson, her tits would fall to the floor like a couple of football sock holding an apple in each one, her jowels make fat bert look normal, and droppy the dog would be proud of them, her nose is twisted more that brian moores, and she has funny ears. and she dresses frumpy

So sayeth the founder member of Village People!

For a 50 year old burd, she looks pretty damn smart.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Lucy Verasamy much better and she is on a better program as well

Lucy is most definitely a burd worthy of admiration. However, she's half Carol's age.

And if you seriously watch Daybreak with Pillowface Chiles, Christine "Ian Paisley On Helium" Beaky and that scabby old dog Garraway, not to mention that Sue "Teeth-like-a-row-of-terraced-houses-in-Barnsley" Jameson, then you really are gay or sick in the head.

You need to be 18 to look at Jameson and Garraway could haunt fuckin houses!

And you knock Carol Kirkwood? You need help. Seriously.