Have a bitch car adverts

[Jaws]

every car advert recently tells you sod all about the car
Some appear to make you dance like a knob, some seem to make you very fertile, and others just mention some minor detail that is either obvious or useless..
If I was looking to replace I personally would dismiss out of hand any that were currently advertised

 

[ogr1]

every car advert recently tells you sod all about the car
Some appear to make you dance like a knob, some seem to make you very fertile, and others just mention some minor detail that is either obvious or useless..
If I was looking to replace I personally would dismiss out of hand any that were currently advertised

I think the marketing idiots who scheme up these car adverts are similar to the
fashion industry designers who parade
twig like models wearing lamp shades
and fish scales up and down the catwalk.
They're ALL off their heads snorting soap powder or summat.

 

[andyBeaker]

every car advert recently tells you sod all about the car
Some appear to make you dance like a knob, some seem to make you very fertile, and others just mention some minor detail that is either obvious or useless..
If I was looking to replace I personally would dismiss out of hand any that were currently advertised

They tell you a lot in the small print at the bottom of the screen john.

Normally it is 'model shown list price £47,837.67' when the ad says the car is £10,995' or 'model featured not available in the UK'.

 

[Cougar377]

I've never bought a car based on the adverts.
An hour or so on the interweb and then a test drive.

 

[Pow-Lo]

It’s the Webuyanyvan advert on the radio that does my head in because it’s done by that nauseating, deceitful, obsequious little spunk bucket Philmyarsewithcock Schofield. I can’t hit the mute button quick enough.

 

[ogr1]

It’s the Webuyanyvan advert on the radio that does my head in because it’s done by that nauseating, deceitful, obsequious little spunk bucket Philmyarsewithcock Schofield. I can’t hit the mute button quick enough.

Yeah...What nauseating fuckwit thought of that little jingle.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Yeah...What nauseating fuckwit thought of that little jingle.

The jingle doesn't bother me, it's the lying wanker that does it that bothers me.