Caption Comp Time....

[Chunky Monkey]

Lets have some good ones for Ol Bertie...

 

[marcella]

Lets have some good ones for Ol Bertie...

young man thers no need to feel down, i said young man get yourself off the ground------Y.M.C.A
DISLEXIC DANCING

 

[duncan]

Bert shows the hair style he had when the human league were in the charts in 1981

 

[derek kelly]

Bert soon realised that maybe it wasn't such a good idea playing with super glue after a couple of drinks

 

[Duck n Dive]

Yesssssir Ocifer............ i can ssit in a straight line........I'm not pisssssed

 

[Centaur]

Of course I starred in the Phantom of the Opera!

 

[stan the man]

well i always thought that it was your head and belly you had to rub in opposite directions :dunno:

 

[Coggy]

So if I rub it like this it'll grow again?

Won't that leave me lop-sided?

 

[Fat Bert]

Fer Christs Sake

Where did you dig that one up from Chunks???

That was on yet another "party" occasion when I was a tadge the worse for beer drinking

What was it you said "You canna half parrrrty for an old one"

and who was it who supped 23 bottles in one night then couldn't ride the bike the next morning?

Quote Chunks at 10.00 on Sunday "I'll need at least an hour to focus"

Lightweight!

 

[Bob Pinder]

"Fuck me!"

"Is that a snake I see?"

 

[birdinflight]

madonna lookalikey competition...........

What are you looking at

Strike the pose
Strike the pose
Vogue, vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue, vogue

 

[Cyclops]

I dont reckon much to this here Skype thingie :cry:

 

[Fat Bert]

*&"?^*&?*(&!*&"!(&"

I dont reckon much to this here Skype thingie :cry:

Bastid!!

Nearly choked on my Mars Bar!!

ROFLMAO

 

[Coggy]

Lets have some good ones for Ol Bertie...

Fat Bert to a "T"

 

[Wolfie]

do yer think rhino* would recognise me like this???










*exchange for anybody you can think of

 

[stan the man]

do yer think rhino* would recognise me like this???










*exchange for anybody you can think of

****reefer*** :dunno: %$fan :}

 

[Chunky Monkey]

:f

Lets have some good ones for Ol Bertie...

"for fecks sake, turn the air conditioning off will ya, me wig and glass eye are in danger of blowing away "

old age rules eh Bert ...50 this year.......

 

[Fat Bert]

PAH!!!

:f


"for fecks sake, turn the air conditioning off will ya, me wig and glass eye are in danger of blowing away "

old age rules eh Bert ...50 this year.......

Correct the Big 50 is rapidly approaching BUT...........

I can still drink more than you.....

I can paaaaarty longer than you can............

I can handle hangovers better than you can..........

I can still ride as quick [overall not just the bends]

I can spend money quicker than you can............... [bugger]

and you're still 8 years behind

LIGHTWEIGHT!!

 

[KevKing]

No Bert - it's rub your head and pat your STOMACH at the same time to prove your intelligence - like you could miss it!! :neenaw:

 

[Bikerbaby]

head shoulders knees and toes

and eyes and ears andddd arrrrrrrrrrr