Can you tell Lumpy's back ~~~~?

[Fat Bert]

Creating mayhem already!!

Ask him "how big a clitoris is" ??

ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wank: :wank: :wank:

 

[Codbasher]

All I know is a 5ft 8in prick is called Fat Bert.

Tall as that?? Thought he looked quite short in the photos i have seen............... %$fan

 

[Fat Bert]

See what I mean~~~?

MAYHEM!!!!!!

At least this prick can sit astride the BIRD and still reach the floor

This Weeks Top Tip - Don't park with your front wheel on a speed hump!!!

 

[D.S.]

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This Weeks NOVICE RIDER Top Tip - Don't park with your front wheel on a speed hump!!!

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Just listen to the "track God"

When Lumpy does it his feet are miles off the floor

 

[D.S.]

Just listen to the "track God"

me?..................track god.....................bwahahahahahahah......................leave it out Bert, I'm as slow as a slow thing doing a slow lap on a slow track and besides that's your title mate :bow:
Now what pressures should Yoda run given his height issues :dunno: :}

 

[Fat Bert]

Suprised you need to ask~~~!

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Now what pressures should Yoda run given his overweight issues :dunno: :}

probably you same as you Fozzy.....................


86psi front and 108 back LOL

 

[D.S.]

86psi front and 108 back LOL

well.................that's almost as good as the last bit of advice you gave out on tyre pressures, so at least you're consistent :bow: :}

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Not Biting - stand 100% behind what I posted and still maintain for a track newbie on a barge 42/42









































Did I say NOT biting? LOL

 

[D.S.]

but was it me who dropped his bike in a garage forecourt in Belgium?
Was it? :k

bwahahahahahahahahah................................it gets better..........
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hasn't he dropped a barge before? :dunno: :} Must be the tyre pressures!

 

[frenchuk]

well.................that's almost as good as the last bit of advice you gave out on tyre pressures, so at least you're consistent

:bow:

 

[derek kelly]

You can tell lumpy's back.........






































It's the one with a feckin great hump on it :neenaw: :f

 

[ianrobbo1]

but was it me who dropped his bike in a garage forecourt in Belgium?

Was it?

Eh?

Was it? :k

I thought that was Eddy!!!! do you mean to say Bert dropped his as well???

 

[gypsy]

do try to keep up Ian :wank:
i dropped my bike at the ring
Bert dropped his at the petrol station and his bike

 

[ianrobbo1]

OY!! fek off with the :wank: smilies Edd, I was only askin!!!
I knew YOU had dropped the bike,"yer wrist" just didnt know where!! :dunno:
jeez what a "sour puss"

 

[Artemis]

Hiya Lumpy, welcome back. :k

 

[Artemis]

Er? Have I been somewhere?

No idea, but as Bert said you were back I thought I'd do the friendly thing, since no-one else was.w;;v

 

[Artemis]

Er? Have I been somewhere?

Hang about, ain't you been on your hols, wasn't there something on the last Derby thread to that effect? Oh, well, whatever.......

 

[Artemis]

Well that's away, innit?:neenaw:

 

[Artemis]

Ner, ner, nee ner, ner:neenaw: