Call me Obi-Wan fucking Kenobi

[frenchuk]

Stationary raffic, filtering between the two lanes, at negative speed ? OK, not really, but not more that 10km/hr (that's 6 mph for all the inbred out there). Road sense tells me something's not right, slow down even more, by which time I am travelling back in time I'm so slow. Then a car right hand side rear door opens, I see it coming, I hoot, the guy stops opening the door, then continues, door fully opened now, fat twat walks out of the car, his missie is driving (well, is behind the wheel anyway, remember, traffic is stationary). I stop before the door, tell him, "O?, watch it would you, you don't look before opening your door, then you hear me hooting, and you still open your door, what's the matter with you?!?"

He answers: "Oh sorry mate, I was miles away, my bad, really sorry?"

NO HE DOESN"T, BIG FAT ladyparts? He has a verbal go at me instead, while walking around the car to go and sit beside his missie!!!!! He tells me "what's your problem, you've got no right to be between lanes of cars, so move off already"...

I can't believe my ears, then do, then tells him that I've got every right to be here, and that next time he'd better watch it, because he might kill someone ? or alternatively be killed by someone not as cool as me with twats like him.

He didn't like it, told me, "what you?ve got a problem you've got a problem", to which I answered that yes indeed I had a problem with a big fat ladyparts like him. He then proceeded to walk back to me from the front passenger door which is where he was going (from the right hand side rear door ? please try and keep up with the story would you?) I didn't move although I really felt like twating the ladyparts ? he then saw that I didn't go, didn't move, just put the bike on the side stand and got off the bike, to welcome him should he reach me? He then realised what might happen, and then ran back to his car, saying, get off, go away, dived in the car and locked the door?

And I left. He really deserved a good twating for his arrogance, the fact he was not apologetic the slighest for having almost put me down? and I left. Few years back I would have left him unconscious on the road so I was really proud of myself, for not having risked jail for twating a ladyparts, and all the implications deriving from it. So next round is for me.

 

[tailgator]

In the UK are you guys/girls allowed to go between traffic? Just wondering.

 

[ianrobbo1]

good for you Pierre :bow: a bit of self restraint can go a long way in cases like that!! :bow:




too many witnesses :}

 

[D.S.]

well done Pierre

glad to hear you're doing more for Anglo-French relationships than this arrogant Fat ladyparts :}

 

[Duck n Dive]

In the UK are you guys/girls allowed to go between traffic? Just wondering.

Sort of....... generally the law here says you can't "undertake". Filtering or moving between stationary queues of traffic is generally OK. It become a bit more dubious when the lanes of traffic are actually moving.

If it's a single line and you go past on the outside you're overtaking so no prob.

If it's two lines and you go between them the it's at you're own risk.
If speed is low and traffic slow then police generally seem to accept it - if it's at speed then u could expect to get pulled.

I'm sure some upholders of the law will better define the rules though?

One interesting thing is where there's hatched white areas seperating traffic flow. I sometimes ride on these when there's a slow moving line of traffic. The other day a police van going the other way saw me doing this and was jumping up and down waving at me and flashing his lights first time any police have ever taken any notice of it....

 

[Samster]

Pierre, he saw the gloves and thought, "fook that!"

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Pierre, he saw the gloves and thought, "fook that!"

Ha,ha-ha,hahahahahaBwahahahahahahaha

 

[Wolfie]

anybody want some soggy half chewed crisp, freshly wiped of the monitor????

 

[R2B2]

One interesting thing is where there's hatched white areas seperating traffic flow. I sometimes ride on these when there's a slow moving line of traffic. The other day a police van going the other way saw me doing this and was jumping up and down waving at me and flashing his lights first time any police have ever taken any notice of it....

I believe you can enter the hatched area if the white border line is a broken (dashed) one. If the border is a solid white line then :t you can't and you can get done for it.

 

[roXXo]

Such maturity and wisdom Pierre.

Iron fist in a velvet glove.


fists and golves?

 

[derek kelly]

Iron fist in a velvet glove.

But I thought his glove was the iron part ?

 

[frenchuk]

"Pierre, he saw the gloves and thought, "fook that!"
I guess that the deterrent aspect of them helped me not doing something silly...c7u8

This is not iron BTW, it's proper lovely titanium, much nicer than tarty boy-racery chavey carbon , and since you all love them so much, here they are again!

 

[D.S.]

Pierre, he saw the gloves and thought YMCA - I'm out of here!!!

 

[frenchuk]

Joe does it still hurt or did the internal injury finally healed? Now, nothing wrong with Jacquot - he simply refused to kiss Tony since your dear prime minister still had Dubbia's cum dribbling down his chin uke:

 

[D.S.]

Joe does it still hurt or did the internal injury finally healed? Now, nothing wrong with Jacquot - he simply refused to kiss Tony since your dear prime minister still had Dubbia's cum dribbling down his chin uke:

Nah mate; all healed nicely now :}
But please don't refer to Tony as MY prime minister mon ami. I didn't vote for him and besides I'm just doing my time before I leave the sinking ship under captain Blair. I actually found Jacquot's comments very funny :}

 

[frenchuk]

Yep, same here dude! Jacquot's comments were funny, but not as funny than when Villepin (now prime minister) told one of Bush admin top officials he was a wanker :yo::bow::yo:

 

[Duck n Dive]

I believe you can enter the hatched area if the white border line is a broken (dashed) one. If the border is a solid white line then :t you can't and you can get done for it.

Agreed, if the border line is unbroken it's the same as an unbroken line in the centre of the road - can't cross it. The hatching I was on had a definate "broken" white line edgeing.

 

[gerryc]

Pierre these things are sent to brighten your day.

Was driving the cage the other week and came onto a roundabout at speed, since the visibility was good and I had a space, guy in the pickup at the next entrance thought he would do the same till he seen I wasn't about to stop so he braked. I thought nothing of it till two roundabouts later when I was turning left, the pickup crosses three lanes to stop dead in front of me with his hazards on. whats up with this twank thinks I. out he jumps chest pumped up looking at me gesticulating for me to open my window. feck that thinks I and jump out the car to find myself looking down on this fella whos clearly begining to wonder why he had thought this would be a good idea. you came onto that roundabout a bit fast didn't you he says as he backs away. yes I replied but it was my right of way and I think you'd be better off getting back in your truck and fu@king right off says I in my politest Glaswegien. Best bit is as our hard friend scurries back in his truck and gives a petulant one finger salute before bravely wheel spinning off at speed.
Cheered up an otherwise uneventful day no end:}

 

[frenchuk]

You are right Gerry... It's also here to test us I think, just like pretty girls with great figures wearing not a lot and being very nice to us... Temptation is a powerful tool to test our resolve to do the right thing!