It’s a BMW, it’s ugly.
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Have a bitch Bugger....
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The Beemer lisa..not one to ride fer long.
I can reach the ground with both feet while sat astride her
Lanky twat.I can reach the ground with both feet while sat astride her
Short arse
I’m gonna tell my big brother.Short arse
I’ll tell mine. He’s 14!
What about the bike??I can reach the ground with both feet while sat astride her
No, that’s your iq
The bike doesn’t have feet, you silly man
It’s your inside leg measurement
I just made a serious offer on an old R1100rt
wont be able to move the bloody thing around the shed & not overly interested in riding it even if I could but there is a ton of profit in the job if I store it for a bit then move it on
If it was my knob would touch the floor.It’s your inside leg measurement
Don't you mean your testicles??
What a load of bollocks...
No, they’re tucked up tight
Int that a Garmin Satnav?