Bowel cancer screening

[andyBeaker]

We have four cackpots between two of us. I went through a phase of blocking them back in the summer, so I used the one on the top floor as I figured the highest would be the most difficult to block. Wrong.

At about the same time, our office manager had to call a plumber out because I dropped an enormous dead otter down the cackpot on the top floor in our office. I tried valiantly for about twenty minutes to flush the bastard away, but no luck. The following weekend, I blocked one of the bogs at my mum’s house, too. The first one came out like shaking an eel out of a welly boot but the rest was variously like a flock of sparrows taking off and a load of old boots falling out the attic. I must’ve been on the throne for half an hour with a near endless supply pouring out. Took me another half hour with the flush, plunger and bog brush but I thankfully managed to clear that one.

Dunno what the hell was wrong with me but after the episode at me mum’s, I’d make a point of flushing halfway through my session until my arse had settled down.

Conclusive evidence, albeit not exactly breaking news, that you are indeed full of poo.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Conclusive evidence, albeit not exactly breaking news, that you are indeed full of poo.

I already said as much at post #8.

No prizes for second place, Andrew

 

[andyBeaker]

I already said as much at post #8.

No prizes for second place, Andrew

It was an endorsement.

Quite a flattering one actually.

 

[ogr1]

We have four cackpots between two of us. I went through a phase of blocking them back in the summer, so I used the one on the top floor as I figured the highest would be the most difficult to block. Wrong.

At about the same time, our office manager had to call a plumber out because I dropped an enormous dead otter down the cackpot on the top floor in our office. I tried valiantly for about twenty minutes to flush the bastard away, but no luck. The following weekend, I blocked one of the bogs at my mum’s house, too. The first one came out like shaking an eel out of a welly boot but the rest was variously like a flock of sparrows taking off and a load of old boots falling out the attic. I must’ve been on the throne for half an hour with a near endless supply pouring out. Took me another half hour with the flush, plunger and bog brush but I thankfully managed to clear that one.

Dunno what the hell was wrong with me but after the episode at me mum’s, I’d make a point of flushing halfway through my session until my arse had settled down.

Reduce your intake ya fat barsteward.

 

[derek kelly]

2.30 & 5.40 this morning I got up for a poo.

 

[ogr1]

This thread is full of sh@t.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Reduce your intake ya fat barsteward.

With a 33” waist and 44” chest, I wouldn’t describe myself as fat

 

[ogr1]

With a 33” waist and 44” chest, I wouldn’t describe myself as fat

You got a ladyboy figure then?
To make you feel less body conscious.
I'm a 36" waist & 48" chest & short fat hairy legs, but I don't shit like an old racehorse at the knackers yard either.

 

[derek kelly]

 

[Pow-Lo]

You got a ladyboy figure then?
To make you feel less body conscious.
I'm a 36" waist & 48" chest & short fat hairy legs, but I don't shit like an old racehorse at the knackers yard either.

36” waist? Fact hunt!