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Boris poem

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Yep thats pretty offensive.... but then so is Boris... so no suprises there.
 

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FFS. :facepalm:

That'll boost things for the SNP, just when we were on the brink of ousting the third Krankie.
 

sr71caspar

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The article was from June 2019.

I can't see a problem with the peom.
 

andyBeaker

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Speaking as a Scot I can see it for what it is.

Talk about trying to make something out of nothing......
 

slim63

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No, I don't suppose you do.
The poem is satire mate, sorry if it offends you but I dont look at it any different than the banter we have on here over your jockishness and you always give as good as you get (y):thumbup::jaja-no:

Oh by the way Boris is a floppy haired tory toerag so offensive anyway :couch:
 

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The poem is satire mate, sorry if it offends you but I dont look at it any different than the banter we have on here over your jockishness and you always give as good as you get (y):thumbup::jaja-no:

Oh by the way Boris is a floppy haired tory toerag so offensive anyway :couch:
What bothers me is the effect it might have, mate. This is just the sort of stuff that the SNP and their supporters lap up. It all feeds the myth they love to put about that London is full of nothing but floppy haired Tory toerags just like Boris and that they view Scotland as nothing more than somewhere to go to shoot and fish.

In the wrong hands it could be used as propaganda for the Krankie and her Indyref2 muppets to save her political future, just when it's about to do a Titanic.
 
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Here's a question. Does anyone really care if Scotland, Wales and NI go their own way? England would be much richer financially. Just saying like. :sisi1
 

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Here's a question. Does anyone really care if Scotland, Wales and NI go their own way? England would be much richer financially. Just saying like. :sisi1
I'm all,for it providing anything north of Watford is chucked in.

What's left would be the richest country on Earth.
 

Pow-Lo

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I'm all,for it providing anything north of Watford is chucked in.

What's left would be the richest country on Earth.
I’m not.

Might be small beans but bare with; last Monday, hairdressers opened up here yet they’re still closed in Engerluuund. Some twat got stopped speeding at 122mph on M5 whilst suspected of being under the influence of drugs. When questioned by Dibble, he’d apparently been to Wales for a haircut.

That’s the problem with devolution. You allow retarded cock monkeys like wee Jimmy Krankie and Comrade Drakeford a bit of power and they fuck everything they touch. Did Drakeford not learn last time when he lifted lockdown here while it was still in force in England? Clearly not. The measures have to be in place across the board, not vary by region.
 

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Here's a question. Does anyone really care if Scotland, Wales and NI go their own way? England would be much richer financially. Just saying like. :sisi1
What happens to all us "ex-pats" who are contributing to the English economy...? Do we become migrant workers, immigrants..? Do we have to become English..? Will we be deported if we refuse..? :yikes:
 

slim63

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What happens to all us "ex-pats" who are contributing to the English economy...? Do we become migrant workers, immigrants..? Do we have to become English..? Will we be deported if we refuse..? :yikes:
Resisting, really resisting as I think you have probably had enough for one day :thumbup:
 

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I’m not.

Might be small beans but bare with; last Monday, hairdressers opened up here yet they’re still closed in Engerluuund. Some twat got stopped speeding at 122mph on M5 whilst suspected of being under the influence of drugs. When questioned by Dibble, he’d apparently been to Wales for a haircut.

That’s the problem with devolution. You allow retarded cock monkeys like wee Jimmy Krankie and Comrade Drakeford a bit of power and they fuck everything they touch. Did Drakeford not learn last time when he lifted lockdown here while it was still in force in England? Clearly not. The measures have to be in place across the board, not vary by region.
Devolution was dreamed up by the Blair creature designed to sow division in the union and make it weaker, trouble is with the rise of the cockwombles that have been elected it’s been very successful, people are far too busy scoring petty political points amongst themselves than pay attention to the national and international concerns that affect us all.
 

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Resisting, really resisting as I think you have probably had enough for one day :thumbup:
Look, I'm actually trying to do you a favour.!
If the four countries become separated then logically it won't be long before it then continues at regional level.
So when the Midlands becomes independent then it's capital will be Birmingham. Your national language becomes Brum (and you'll have to adopt the accent) and you'll forever be known on here as Brumbandits.

Now do you see what's at stake here.. ? :risas3:
 

slim63

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Look, I'm actually trying to do you a favour.!
If the four countries become separated then logically it won't be long before it then continues at regional level.
So when the Midlands becomes independent then it's capital will be Birmingham. Your national language becomes Brum (and you'll have to adopt the accent) and you'll forever be known on here as Brumbandits.

Now do you see what's at stake here.. ? :risas3:
Ar bur itskud erayit
 
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