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Border Control

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Watching yet another of the Aussie customs programs, why is it the Orientals seem intent on ignoring the decleration "Have you ANY food in your luggage"!! they say NO, tick the box that's printed in their own language, and then get all shitty because when the bags are opened and are FULL of food, they get a small fine?? :dunno:

Are they ALL completely fucking stupid?? :dunno: I can understand if they try and smuggle "birds nest" ETC in, it's a very high value food and 100% Banned in Aus!! so they would be the genuine smugglers, :dunno: but RICE!! plants LEAVES pork and beef, and all manner of everyday stuff :dunno: flaming bonkers!!

And the poxy fines they get for attempting to import stuff that could really screw the Aussie economy is simply laughable!! I'd fuck em off back to their own country and deny them access to Aus EVER, as well as fine them.

A couple of "British" arrived for a holiday, "she" had 3 apples and a Banana in her carry on bag, all banned as they may have something on/in them that could spread in Australia, "she" gets all shitty in her "broken" English and swears that the fine is too much!! it was pointed out, that all over the Airport the luggage carousel and a dozen posters leading from it to the inspection bay why had she not declared them!! :dunno: answer "it's only three apples and a Banana" thick bastard!! the husband actually looked embarrassed with the dumb bitch!! :rant:

And Breath!!:)-(
 
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