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What the ? Bollocks.
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Welcome to my world.Ever had that moment when you had something in your hand, put it down for a mo, then can't find the feckin thing?
Sure you have.
Soooooo..........where the fook is it?
I am officially sulking.
I have been trying really hard not to……but I have to ask…why did you have your bollocks in your hand?Ever had that moment when you had something in your hand, put it down for a mo, then can't find the feckin thing?
Sure you have.
Soooooo..........where the fook is it?
I am officially sulking.
I had those in my hand all weekend.
Well, the left one.
Too much lifting at work, pain in my left
butt cheek, down the back of my leg
and resulting in a very hot and sore left
knacker. Enough radiant heat to scare
the Chernobyl geiger counter squad.
Ukrainian government was on full alert.
I kid you not.
Doing the rear pads on the bike one day......went to put the pin back in and couldn't find it anywhere.....phoned local dealer to see if they had one.....walking down to lock the garage and saw it on the lawn next to a cheeky Springer...
Mine ginger mutt used to like nicking screwdrivers he wouldn't chew them just take them to his bed, that went on for months when we first had him as I was still doing up the house, next he decided my old bike gloves were his and kept stealing those if left unattended for a few seconds within his reach (eventually gave him those)
Now he doesn't bother with anything apart from his own toys and food of any sort
Currently decorating the house and I've been losing new paint roller tubes left, right and centre. Turns out one of the cats has been taking them out to the garden and chucking them up in the air to catch. Once she's shredded one she nicks another from the pack.
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Ever had that moment when you had something in your hand, put it down for a mo, then can't find the feckin thing?
Sure you have.
Soooooo..........where the fook is it?
I am officially sulking.
It's where you last left it (unless you have a cat)
Found it!Ever had that moment when you had something in your hand, put it down for a mo, then can't find the feckin thing?
Sure you have.
Soooooo..........where the fook is it?
I am officially sulking.
On a more positive note the Mrs reckons
i'm not all there.
The method of finding - imagine an image of the thing while looking on the area it should be. E
When the image in you mind matches the orientation of the object you will suddenly see.
Sometimes I go to do something and cannot remember what I was going to do.
If I go back and stand where I was when I thought if it it comes to mind again.
When the image in you mind matches the orientation of the object you will suddenly see.
Sometimes I go to do something and cannot remember what I was going to do.
If I go back and stand where I was when I thought if it it comes to mind again.
Which bit does she reckon is missing??Found it!
On a more positive note the Mrs reckons
i'm not all there.
Twas nowhere near where I thought it was.
See a vet.
It was deffo nowhere near you either.
Twas the thing I lost.....I think?
Why I am suddenly thinking we've entered the twilight zone....
Or maybe it should be why am I only realising it now!
Or maybe it should be why am I only realising it now!
I've had a mild rollicking for wasting her evening, but I lost two of those cause I lost the thingy on Sunday some time.It takes a woman to talk sense just look in the last place you saw it, when you remember what it is
Glad you didn't lose the yokibobs as well.
Didn't you realise that Ogr1 is Squag's apprentice..?Why I am suddenly thinking we've entered the twilight zone....
Or maybe it should be why am I only realising it now!