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Bloody pedestrians

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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You're driving/biking along a road that your vehicle tax contributes towards the upkeep & some ignorant pedestrian presses the button on those crossing thingys, next thing you have to stop to let the twat bimble across the road at a snail's pace, you go on your merry way again only to be met by another twat doing the exact same thing as the previous pedestrian.
It would be more considerate of them to wait until there is a group of them & cross as one, makes my blood boil.
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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On a serious note..
One of the things that REALLY get up my hooter is the twat who walks up to a crossing, does not so much as glance at the road, but just presses the button..
It is only THEN they bother to look for traffic, and if ( as is usual in this neck of the woods ) find nothing coming cross the road.
A minute later a vehicle is stopped at a, by then deserted crossing !!

Sooo.. a new law !

If you press the fookin button you must wait for the lights to change and only then can you cross..
And it should be enforced by an automatic tazer @tu*

Of course, none of the above affects the average cyclist as traffic lights observation is merely advisory for them :bang:
 

Stevebrooke

Knee up, wheel down
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You're driving/biking along a road that your vehicle tax contributes towards the upkeep.

What if you're in an electric vehicle or an extremely low emission vehicle that doesn't need VED? (Road tax to you Ned!)
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
What if you're in an electric vehicle or an extremely low emission vehicle that doesn't need VED? (Road tax to you Ned!)

Then it's legal to run the fuckers over and claim they wont have heard you and as the lights hadn't yet kicked in they were still green :-0)
 
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