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Bloody Kids

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Was looking forward to a Chinese tonight.

BUT

because they have left the outside freezer door open yet again I have:

  • Scampi
  • Cracked pepper sea Bass
  • Homefries
  • Chicken and Broccoli slices
  • Green beans
  • soft Cookie Dough Ice cream
  • Melted Fab lollies

Most of it is their shit anyway.

Good job I went out to put an Oyster bay Sav Blanco in the freezer otherwise I might have even more shit to eat over the next couple of days :bang::bang:
 

andyBeaker

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Is that all stuff you get from an 'ASDA':dunno:

:-0)

Ps I had a cracking Chinese buffet last night, really excellent:yo:

;-0))
 

Rheumatoid

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Is that all stuff you get from an 'ASDA':dunno:

:-0)

Ps I had a cracking Chinese buffet last night, really excellent:yo:

;-0))

fucking twat bastard nob head. wouldn't be seen dead in asda. most likely waitrose looking at packaging seeing as it is our nearest store but its all bloody kiddie food. I keep my scram indoors so I don't have to go out in the winter. :-0)
 

Jaws

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fucking twat bastard nob head. wouldn't be seen dead in asda. most likely waitrose looking at packaging seeing as it is our nearest store but its all bloody kiddie food. I keep my scram indoors so I don't have to go out in the winter. :-0)


Scram
to run away or leave a location at a fast pace

SCRAN

Newcastle and general north east colloquialism meaning food ( equivalent of 'grub' )

So does something you own run away from you ( possible socks or under crackers ) or was that a typographical error sir ?
 

Rheumatoid

B.I.R.D Intellectual
Scram
to run away or leave a location at a fast pace

SCRAN

Newcastle and general north east colloquialism meaning food ( equivalent of 'grub' )

So does something you own run away from you ( possible socks or under crackers ) or was that a typographical error sir ?

try telling that to windows auto-correct will you :-0)
 

Pow-Lo

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Hemmy, me ol' spunker, I've told you how to deal with twatty kids that can't keep their wanking spanners to themselves before. Put a pair of boxing gloves on each of the little darlings and whammy the thumbs together. Job done!
 
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