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Bloody computers!

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matty-on-the-back

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Only people who don't know how to work them, hate them. Why wassup??
 

Pugwash

Registered User
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Can't you find a small child to help you?

I sat there last night swapping a non-working wireless keyboard, swapping the receiver, swapping computers. Then Matthew (aged 11) suggested the keyboard batteries might be flat.


:bang:

He was right. Cheap keyboard came with cheap batteries that lasted 2 weeks.
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
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Arty ...... offering a computer sweeties tends not to produce a reaction ..........




















However.... offering someone else sweeties to fix it is often effective :yo:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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That started out as a long essay on the various computer problems I had last night (printer, desktop PC, and laptop!), then as I hit backspace to get rid of a smiley I didn't want, it took me back to the forums list! Hit forward and it went to a totally blank posting, so I typed in I HATE COMPUTERS and posted it. Evidently, the post I'd typed previously left the big space it was missing from.

Today's been slightly better, but I haven't been near the dead desktop.........
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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stan the man said:
women and anything mechanical/technical eh!! :violin:





























h1d1ng2
Aye, since they brought in electronic ignition, I'm stuffed. Can't remove your rotor arm any more. That was always a good wheeze, amazing how long people could look around under the bonnet/distributor cap and not notice it missing............
 
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