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Blonde moment this morning!

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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Pickedup the keys, left the house and went to open the car.

Bugger, got the caravan keys, not the car keys!

No house key on the caravan keys!

07:45am - Ring mum, she only lives half an hour away. Rang mum, just got up says she'll fling some clothes on and come over.

Fine, I'll wait in the caravan, got the keys. Caravan against the fence, door side, so I decide to pull it out. Damn, not heavy enough to get the thing moving again once I got the jockey wheel to the drain cover.

Ah well, at least it's not raining.

08:00am round the back, water all the plants in the greenhouse, pick the dead leaves off the spider plant, try to find the hole for the rotary washing line under all the leaves on the grass. Hmmmm, grass could do with another cut before winter.

08:15am round the front, take the lids off the two recycling boxes and use them to collect and bin the leaves on the block paving.

08:45am mobile rings. Mum. She's stuck in traffic.

Pick out the weeds in between the block on the block paving, clean hands off on next door's grass.

09:05am Mum arrives cursing, she's just flung on a track suit with nothing on under it, chucked the dog in the car and ended up stuck in traffic for over half an hour. To top it all she has go be back home, feed the dog, have breakfast, have a shower, dress and be at a funeral by 11:00am.

Get in the car to lead her through the housing estates and avoid the jams, then realise (luckily) my handbag and lunch are still down by the front door!

Drove to work, arrived 75 minutes late.

Then realised that our lodger (who also has a key) only works about 5 minutes away from home!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Note to self, get another key cut and hide it somewhere outside the house!
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Artemis said:
Not a lot of use if I can't get into the caravan though!


get a spare key for the caravan cut & put it under a stone outside your front door
 
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solorider

Guest
why not get a spare key for the house on the caravan keys:dunno:
 
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R2B2

Guest
Or an electronic locking system with an exterior keypad. That way you never have to think about keys. Just the number!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
R2B2 said:
Or an electronic locking system with an exterior keypad. That way you never have to think about keys. Just the number!


she cant remember to pick up the right keys how the hell is she gonna remember a 4 or 6 digit number???



































ps lisa you can kick the shit out of me when we next meet for the above :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :-:
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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Last year I was daft enough to buy, at a trade do, a 'Key Storage Lock'..
Basically it is a feck off big combination lock that when opened reveals a storage compartment for a few keys..

At the time I bought it for the novelty value.. but you may actually have hit on a good use for it !
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Jaws said:
Last year I was daft enough to buy, at a trade do, a 'Key Storage Lock'..
Basically it is a feck off big combination lock that when opened reveals a storage compartment for a few keys..

At the time I bought it for the novelty value.. but you may actually have hit on a good use for it !
Yup you can put the window through with it John :p
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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derek kelly said:
get a spare key for the caravan cut & put it under a stone outside your front door
You didn't read the first post very carefully, Derek, I had the caravan keys but couldn't pull it far enough from the fence to get to the door.


Wolfie said:
ps lisa you can kick the shit out of me when we next meet for the above
Which boots do want me to wear, Andy?

R2B2 said:
Or an electronic locking system with an exterior keypad. That way you never have to think about keys. Just the number!
They fail after a while, Rob]

Lumpy said:
Shoulda just taken the blonde wig off and put a different one on:lol: Easy.
Oh yeah, never thought of that, and I got a new one at the weekend too - Bright scarlett, long Cher job!
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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How about cutting through that section of the fence & put hinges on it so it becomes a gate?
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
Which boots do want me to wear, Andy?

8inches heels, razor blades on the tips and put some weight on please, or start pratising the grind. no pain no gain.





























feck me sound like a tory mp then :bang: :bang: :bang:
 
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