Blocked Urinal

[damientt]

Unable to get into the urinal, as some w**ker had abandoned their car, I was forced to use the unisex cubicle on the right.

Unfortunately the door slammed (twice!) into the car's bumper as I struggled to get in and out. Shucks.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Merc drivers, they're all wankers!



:whi5tl:

 

[Jaws]

Looking at where it is and how its parked etc.. Might well be a stolen and dumped vehicle.. I would give the police a call Damien

 

[Rheumatoid]

Looking at where it is and how its parked etc.. Might well be a stolen and dumped vehicle.. I would give the police a call Damien

so would I and fess up to damaging it.

 

[ianrobbo1]

Not a fan of damaging someone's property regardless of how badly the Wanker has parked it, but it needs reporting or at least take a "Dump" on the bonnet!! :whi5tl:

 

[Jaws]

Not a fan of damaging someone's property regardless of how badly the Wanker has parked it, but it needs reporting or at least take a "Dump" on the bonnet!! :whi5tl:

You touting for work again Ian ?
Will McGuires clean shit off that bonnet ? Surely even that stuff cannot REALLY polish a turd !

 

[ianrobbo1]

You touting for work again Ian ?
Will McGuires clean shit off that bonnet ? Surely even that stuff cannot REALLY polish a turd !

Works on Black bikes !! :dunno: So YES it can !! :-0)

 

[McMuckles]

With Jaws call the Police, but tell them you seen a couple of boyos loading the boot with fertiliser a nice wee government funded controlled explosion will teach the coont how to park

 

[damientt]

Merc drivers, they're all wankers!

:whi5tl:

Yeah, pricks.

 

[mick the knife]

Cant see what the problem is, it's a convertable, one stanly knife swipe and you could be at the handbrake, simples

 

[Pow-Lo]

Cant see what the problem is, it's a convertable, one stanly knife swipe and you could be at the handbrake, simples

Bit more than one swipe with a Stanley blade, Mick. Merc reinforce their rag tops.


Three or four swipes should do it, but a new blade might be necessary in between :-0)

 

[andyBeaker]

Merc drivers, they're all wankers!



:whi5tl:

Agreed.

I Have had two.

 

[mick the knife]

Bit more than one swipe with a Stanley blade, Mick. Merc reinforce their rag tops.


Three or four swipes should do it, but a new blade might be necessary in between :-0)

Sigh, brick through the fecken window then

 

[Pow-Lo]

Agreed.

I Have had two.

That wasn't a sweeping statement, Andrew, I'm going on experience.

I have one :-0)

 

[Pow-Lo]

Sigh, brick through the fecken window then

Reinforced glass. You'd need a couple of good hoys, but you'd get there eventually.

I'd just run round it with a key a few times, let the tyres down and smear a big gob of sand-loaded vaseline on the windscreen. If it doesn't have keyless entry, I'd superglue the locks too.

That'll fuckin' learn 'em!

 

[damientt]

We did have two but now have one too

 

[Jaws]

Reinforced glass. You'd need a couple of good hoys, but you'd get there eventually.

I'd just run round it with a key a few times, let the tyres down and smear a big gob of sand-loaded vaseline on the windscreen. If it doesn't have keyless entry, I'd superglue the locks too.

That'll fuckin' learn 'em!

Or indeed a slate from a roof Paul :-0);-0))

 

[Pow-Lo]

Or indeed a slate from a roof Paul :-0);-0))

A ridge tile is even better!


Cheeky bar steward :-0)

 

[DLN1965]

I always carry a valve core extractor in our car / bike .... Just in case some nice person requires their tyre valve cores to be extracted ....

This person looks like they could be a willing volunteer !!

PS top tip ... 2 valve cores extracted is much more inconvenient .. Not that I would suggest such a thing !!!

 

[carler]

Run-Flat tyres no doubt!