Bizarre conversation

[derek kelly]

Sat here discussing the Solicitor’s fee for our house move.
Bev. “How do solicitors get away with charging so much for sitting on their backsides?”
Me. “Cos they have us over a barrel”
Bev “yeah, they’re just greedy money grabbers”
Me “maybe, but I suppose they have to make a living”
Bev . “I can’t wait till he gets his comeuppance”
Me, “bit harsh”
Bev. “Well he’s awful”
Me, “It’s a woman, Leeanne”
Bev. “What? Who are you on about?”
Me. “The Solicitor, her name’s Leeanne”
Bev “I’m on about Jeff”
Me “ jeff who?”
Bev. “In Coronation street”

 

[Dangerous Brian]

That is women multi tasking - keep up Derek

 

[andyBeaker]

Sat here discussing the Solicitor’s fee for our house move.
Bev. “How do solicitors get away with charging so much for sitting on their backsides?”
Me. “Cos they have us over a barrel”
Bev “yeah, they’re just greedy money grabbers”
Me “maybe, but I suppose they have to make a living”
Bev . “I can’t wait till he gets his comeuppance”
Me, “bit harsh”
Bev. “Well he’s awful”
Me, “It’s a woman, Leeanne”
Bev. “What? Who are you on about?”
Me. “The Solicitor, her name’s Leeanne”
Bev “I’m on about Jeff”
Me “ jeff who?”
Bev. “In Coronation street”

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"Mike and Fiona are suggesting the 2nd or 9th for a curry, Boris permitting. Son and family coming for,the day on Sunday 11th so either is fine?".

"Yes".

Whatsapp sent to Mike to say either date is fine.

3 minutes later "if son and family are coming on the Sunday I don't really want curry night that Friday".